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Viajadiense

29 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Rather than try and fail miserably to provide an accurate self-summary, I'm going to instead try and succeed spectacularly at making something up.

I'm sixth in line to the British throne by way of an illicit affair between Prince Charles and my paternal grandmother. This doesn't come with all that much wealth or prestige (I don't even get invited to family gatherings), but in the event of a series of unfortunate events I could potentially find myself a head of state. I find this frightening. On the other hand, the annual gift baskets and small monthly stipend are a nice supplement to my income.

I once escaped a collapsing Mayan temple using only my wits, a fedora, and a ten-foot pole. I speak six languages, one of which is dead and another I made up while high on salvia with the help of a mango tree. One of my oldest friends is an orangutan who runs a well-known university library. One day I will discover the secret of eternal life and am convinced coffee is the key.

For some reason, thunder tends to boom ominously and somehow threateningly when I pass within ten paces of a church.

Also, apparently the first word I ever spoke was "cat."

Agh, fine, you want an actual sort of summary thing? Heterocisgendergeekysnarkywhiteyfeministmcnerdface. ENTJ, if you're into that sort of thing.

I tend to talk quickly when I'm in an engaging conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying not to get sent to The Wall.

In reality it's a combination of getting settled in a city I've never been to before moving here, working in market research, and embarking on an epic quest to lose 20-30lbs before the winter. If successful I will be rewarding myself with a Utilikilt. I'm pretty happy with how this whole LA thing is working out so far, probably because I'm not trying to be a rock star.

Specifically I work at a firm which sits a bit more than halfway between pure research and management consulting, so I get to work with a lot of data but also see how the numbers get turned into ways for clients to improve their business. I think it's pretty cool.

Sometimes I write stuff. More often, I think about stuff.
I’m really good at
Turning $10 worth of stuff from Trader Joes into 4 days of dinner.

Smartassery.

Spelling like an Englishman.

Geeking out on surprisingly random topics.
The first things people usually notice about me
My blue hair and atrocious fashion sense.

If you're paying attention (or if I've had a couple drinks) you may notice an accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Machiavelli's The Prince, Sun-Tzu's The Art of War, Good Omens and Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy round out the books. Two of the above are lies. I love Hunter S. Thompson's writing style. I read a lot of sci-fi and fantasy, but occasionally delve into non-fiction if it's particularly interesting. I seem to be on a bit of a space opera kick these days.

For movies, favorites change frequently but Shawshank Redemption's a permanent top 5 fixture with, oddly, Big Fish.

I will listen to anything that doesn't suck. Songs guaranteed to make me smile include but are not limited to: Libertango (Astor Piazolla), Buster Voodoo (Rodrigo y Gabriela), Fly Me to the Moon (Sinatra or Armstrong), No Leaf Clover (Metallica), Hey Pachuco (Royal Crown Revue, live version with all the solos in the middle), Brotherswing (Caravan Palace); I'm a sucker for strings and hard rock/heavy metal but will try anything once. Thus, I love The Piano Guys and Lindsey Stirling's stuff to bits.

T.V: The Stewart/Colbert Hour of Win, Monty Python, BBC's Sherlock, Fringe (R.I.P.), House of Cards, pretty much any 90's cartoon executive-produced by Spielberg, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, MST3K etc. Sci-Fi is good. Funny is good. Interesting but neither of those is also acceptable.

Food: Love Indian, Mexican, Italian, Japanese, and grillables. Weird dislikes include non-diced onions and vegetables cooked past the point of crispness. I am slowly trying to learn more vegetarian dishes and would love suggestions. Fond of craft beer, dark and stormy's, (dry) gin martinis, and whiskey on the rocks.

Top 3 Python Sketches: Hungarian Phrasebook, Upper Class Twit of the Year, Dead Parrot/Lumberjack Song.
The six things I could never do without
-A kitchen.
-Nerds, geeks, and witty people.
-Travel.
-My emergency survival kit.
-My fedora.
-My ten-foot pole.
-Coffee. And none of that pre-ground shit either, I own a grinder and french press and know how to use them.

Yes, I know that's seven, but so what?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who knows. After nearly three decades of pathological curiosity and several career changes my brain is a mess of random, often seemingly useless information and has been known to go from point A to point Q without warning. I wouldn't have it any other way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hip deep in jungle mud, searching for forgotten treasures older than western civilization while avoiding poisonous animals and worse.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an irrational dislike for capucin monkeys and Pachelbel's Canon in D.

I nicknamed my car Janeway. In my defense, it was earned.

I am terrible at remembering names. Other information I'm pretty good with, but not names. I have no idea why.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
For giggles, I'm turning
this section into haiku.
Let's see how that goes.

Do message me if
brains, wits, and humor are all
traits that you possess.

Nerds and geeks win points,
as does musical talent,
but have shit together.

A curious mindset
is more or less essential
for us to get on.

I'm kinda new here
so friends are also welcome
if there's not a spark.

Note: I'll probably message you if I'm interested (eventually), but I am always impressed by women who take the initiative. Especially if it's an actual message, rather than a single word or sentence.