I try to be the best dude I can be. So far I've achieved moderate success.

Trying to get a PhD in philosophy

My job, cooking with cast iron, being a friend, squats

I am a large, bearded man. I am either smiling or frowning.

Books: Bridge of Birds, Moby Dick, Wodehouse stuff, Nixonland, The Baron in the Trees, Lucky Jim, Bros K, Reasons and Persons, The Methods of Ethics, Problems of Philosophy

Movies: Andrei Rublev, Singin' in the Rain, Tampopo, Hackers, Miracle Mile, Sixteen Candles, Vampire's Kiss, Tokyo Story

Shows: Home Movies, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Pete and Pete, Have Gun - Will Travel, TNG, Cleopatra 2525

Music: Stan Rogers, Lil B, Blink 182, Darkthrone, Taylor Swift, My Dick, The Louvin Brothers, Biggie

Food: Probably 90% of the meals I cook for myself are meat, vegetables and sweet potatoes with a ton of hot sauce

Nah

How to appear attractive to strangers on the internet

Socializing

I've never read Charles Dickens

I listen to Taylor Swift a lot (like, a lot)

I recently designed a card game where you can be a dinosaur wizard

I have a couple extraordinarily embarrassing stories from my Nepal trip if you're inclined to ask

You can also look at my public question answers if you think that would be fun

you want to give me a haircut for free slash for a beer