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20 Oslo, Norway Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18-29
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 21
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), Norwegian (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Finnish (Somewhat), Danish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My hair is short now.
I have a tattoo of a penis on one of my toes.

I'd rather give a gift than receive one. I don't get intimidated easily.
I love trying new stuff and meeting new people. All of you fascinate me in your own ways.
I want to become good at all the things that interest me. I love astronomy, (stars and the universe and stuff).

I'm a bookworm turned painter.
I write jokes on the Internet.

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I wanna travel the world.

Then I'm gonna become famous.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, baking, knitting, painting, drawing, sewing, cultural references.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bon Iver, Sigur Rós, Tool, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Aphex Twin, Lindsey Stirling, Nirvana, Xploding plastix, Parov Stelar, Mumford And Sons, RADIOHEAD, Band Of Horses, Cat Power, Portishead, Muse, Röyksopp, James Blake, Bigbang, the XX, Crystal Castles, Infected Mushroom, Tori Amos, Soap And skin, Massive Attack, The Smiths, No-one is ever going to read through this entire list. Gold panda, Birdy, Kaizers Orchestra, Kings Of Leon, Foals, Kate Nash, Pixies, If You Just Read These, Sentences and Message, Me Saying You Read The Entire List, I Will Know, Björk, Morrissey, Plastician, Lana Del Rey, 30 STM, El Caco, Damien Rice, Bright eyes, Korn, Susanne Sundfør, Pink Floyd, Puscifer, Queens of the Stone Age, I Blame Coco, PJ Harvey, Tricky, Red Hot Chili Peppers, VAST, Imogen Heap, CocoRosie, Oasis, The Cure, Jose Gonzales, Led Zeppelin, The Wombats.

I read. All the time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Writing Jokes On The Internet
Just give me netflix and a kindle and I'm good.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having conversations about topics neither parties fully understand but both pretend to have opinions about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"My dick is hard with Satan's rage for your face."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't start your conversations with "My dick is hard with Satan's rage for your face."

Since writing this I have received a total of 72 messages with "My dick is hard with satans rage for your face".
Its a surefire way of guaranteeing I wont reply.