It looks like I must preface with this- it seems that most of you are looking for a douchebag. I am not this. If you are looking for a total douchebag then please stop reading this profile, and good luck in your search. I have nothing to offer you
I'm just you're average above-average and amazing guy that cannot be summed up in a simple online profile or a few texts.
In so many words: I'm amazing in all ways! I'm everything you could, would, or should every want in a man.. Your mom would love me, your dad would respect me, and your siblings would envy you. I'm talking jackpot!!! Hollywood can't even write love stories to compete with the life-altering adventure waiting for us.. Fireworks will ignite when our lips first meet one another.. Little singing birdies will sing when we think of each other.. Rainbows shall arch across the sky every time the radio plays a song that has your name in it..... Ok, now I'm just babbling..
I'm not quite looking for the love of my life. That's not to say that I'm skeptical about it. She's out there somewhere, and she's absolutely amazing! Oh I will find her, and when I do it will be the best thing that ever happened to anyone ever in the history of life, and she'll feel the exact same way, at least eventually….:) And in the meantime, I am basically looking to enjoy myself and meet new friends to explore with, not necessarily (just) sexually either. I really enjoy exotic travel, great restaurants, cool concerts, random excitement, etc. and prefer not to go at it solo, or worse yet- with people I'm just not in to. I can hold a decent melody, but would prefer a beautiful harmony…ha!
We're all amazing little disco balls reflecting light in a million different directions. I'm just one of them, and I'd like to bask in your reflection.., if only for a while.......;)