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42 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–56
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:04pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
Art / Music / Writing
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(for her pleasure)

As my life evolves, so too must my online dating! Only for the better, I assure you.....

I live a unique life. I don't subscribe to a lot of the 'standards' of our society. Most people think we're locked in patterns of behaviors, relationships, & decisions. I don't want to get too caught up in who I am today and what people expect of me.. A lot of people want to hold you to their expectations because they're afraid of becoming someone they won't recognize. I want to be open to the person I will be tomorrow.

I love to laugh (hard);
I'm a night owl;
I don't drink (often);
I love to exercise;
I love to veg out;
I enjoy a heated argument from time to time, and love to question things;
I like sexy feet;
I love to kiss (when's the last time you had a good make out session?? Way too long for me!);
I cry during American Idol, Shark Tank, and Undercover Boss (i'll show myself out);
I'm both- thrilled & terrified by technology;
I love women of ALL flavors;
I believe in letting your freak flag fly high in the sky.....
I'm perpetually horny;

Welcome to my freak flag!

The Sell-
I'm just you're average, above-average and amazing guy who cannot be summed up in a simple online profile or a few texts, for that matter.
(But alas, here we are)
In so many words: I'm pretty f*cking awesome in all ways! I'm everything you could, would, or should every want in a man. Your mom would love me, your dad would respect me, and your siblings, girlfriends, and gay friends would envy you. I really am that awesome!
Of course, i'm also realistic and understand that not everyone may share that opinion, and not everyone is for everyone. In fact, I'm only interested in a profound connection, not just another connection!

I'm not quite seeking the love of my life at the moment. This is the internet, after all! That's not to say that I'm skeptical about it. I believe we have many soul mates out there just waiting to teach us more about ourselves..
Of course, I'd like to think that the perfect woman does exist. If she's out there I will find her, and when I do it will be the best thing that ever happened to anyone ever in the history of life, and she'll feel the exact same way......., if i'm lucky!
And in the meantime, I am basically looking to enjoy myself and meet new friends to explore with, not necessarily (just) sexually either. I really enjoy exotic travel, great restaurants, cool concerts, plays, the symphony, art shows, general random excitement, etc. and prefer not to go at it solo, or worse yet, with people I'm just not in to. I can hold a decent melody, but would prefer a beautiful harmony....…ha!

We're all fabulously giant disco balls reflecting light in a million different directions. I'm just one of them, and I'd like to bask in your reflection.., if only for a while.......;-)

~Written while high~
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been to India, Indonesia, Thailand (4 times!) & Hawaii in the past 18 months, and am currently on/ off tour wherever I can book a flight....

Next goal is SCUBA. Looking for a partner asap, btw!!!

Enjoying California, USA!!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jack of all trades... Master of a few...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My pheromones
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food- I can't stand cilantro. I repeat, I cannot stand cilantro! Anything else goes, pretty much.... Sushi/ Italian would be my favorite. I also appreciate Greek, Middle Eastern, Asian, etc.. I try to keep open-minded taste buds, despite their contempt for the aforementioned cilantro. Let's form a support group......:)

Music- Anything with good drums! I can appreciate 'drumless' music, as well...:-D
I currently play with an instrumental world music soloist, and occasionally play death metal, jazz, and pock/ hip hop. Would love to meet a girl who can play an instrument, or would want to learn...!

Movie/ Books- True stories, documentaries, foreign films, ancient history, sci fi, etc; And the alien stuff too...;-)

I'm a big fan of Martial Arts and MMA. I used to compete in kick boxing, but now its mostly just yoga. I love my yoga!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:

Music (making it or listening to it!)
Friends (they keep me sane)
Sex (even if it has to be alone..)
Exercise (see Sex!)
Humor (see Exercise!)
Mt Dew (..I'm not proud of it..)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game. to attract better women..

Its so difficult to not be jaded by LA's heartless woman syndrome....

...why there's no Roscoe's Chicken & Waffle on anywhere Roscoe blvd.

...why does LA close so early?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Let's catch a movie..

Let's go to Vegas...

Let's roleplay the night away.....;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got amazing powers of observation.

Iyengar yoga has changed my life.

I'm kinky......, & you should be too.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You take care of yourself;
You like flirty texts;
You're a night owl;
You (too) are perpetually horny;
You hate cilantro as well (bonus points!!);
You've got a sharp sense of humor;
You know how to kiss well (and enjoy it!);
You have sexy feet (bonus points!);
You truly consider yourself unique, and you've given up judging others;
You have a wide variety of diverse interests and enjoy exploring & pursuing all of your worldly desires.., or at least desire to;
You have realistic expectations (NONE);

I have a history of making bad choices with women, so I'm gonna let you make the call..... Make it, already! ;-)

Prudish women need not apply. There's someone out there for you.., not me.. Sorry!

I double-dog dare you to........:-D