(for her pleasure)
As my life evolves, so too must my online dating profile...lol! Only for the better, I assure you.....
I live a unique life. I don't subscribe to a lot of the 'standards' of our society. Most people think we're locked in patterns of behaviors, relationships, & decisions. I don't want to get too caught up in who I am today and what people expect of me.. A lot of people want to hold you to their expectations because they're afraid of becoming someone they won't recognize. I want to be open to the person I will be tomorrow.
I love to laugh (hard);
I'm a night owl;
I don't drink (often);
I love to exercise;
I love to veg out;
I enjoy a heated argument from time to time, and love to question things;
I like sexy feet;
I love to kiss (when's the last time you had a good make out session?? Way too long for me!);
I cry during American Idol, Shark Tank, and Undercover Boss (i'll show myself out);
I'm both- thrilled & terrified by technology;
I love women of ALL flavors;
I believe in letting your freak flag fly high in the sky.....
I'm perpetually horny;
Welcome to my freak flag!
I'm just you're average, above-average and amazing guy who cannot be summed up in a simple online profile or a few texts, for that matter.
(But alas, here we are)
In so many words: I'm pretty f*cking awesome in all ways! I'm everything you could, would, or should every want in a man. Your mom would love me, your dad would respect me, and your siblings, girlfriends, and gay friends would envy you. I really am that awesome!
Of course, i'm also realistic and understand that not everyone may share that opinion, and not everyone is for everyone. In fact, I'm only interested in a profound connection, not just another connection!
I'm not quite seeking the love of my life at the moment. This is the internet, after all! That's not to say that I'm skeptical about it. I believe we have many soul mates out there just waiting to teach us more about ourselves..
Of course, I'd like to think that the perfect woman does exist. If she's out there I will find her, and when I do it will be the best thing that ever happened to anyone ever in the history of life, and she'll feel the exact same way......., if i'm lucky!
And in the meantime, I am basically looking to enjoy myself and meet new friends to explore with, not necessarily (just) sexually either. I really enjoy exotic travel, great restaurants, cool concerts, plays, the symphony, art shows, general random excitement, etc. and prefer not to go at it solo, or worse yet, with people I'm just not in to. I can hold a decent melody, but would prefer a beautiful harmony....…ha!
We're all fabulously giant disco balls reflecting light in a million different directions. I'm just one of them, and I'd like to bask in your reflection.., if only for a while.......;-)
~Written while high~