Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
42 year old with the mental age of a 5 year old :) Hair changes
colour nearly every month, I have tattoos, a few piercings, and a
silly sense of humour.
As well as the dog and 2 cats, I also have a small reptile
collection. Currently I have a royal python (Dave), a corn snake
(Eric), Stinky the blue tongued skink, Wonky the bearded dragon,
and Stacey the leopard gecko. As you can probably tell, I am rather
keen on reptiles, and my ideal date would be a trip to the reptile
house at a zoo :) Ideally, you should be ok with reptiles, as they
all live in my living room, so you wouldn't be able to miss
Oh and I have been told to add this, as it's a very important point
that should be noted - I hate Marmite!
What I’m doing with my life
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Working with children - which I adore
I’m really good at
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Acting an idiot with young children - actually I'm not acting, it's
just comes naturally :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books -Love Kathy Reichs, Patricia Cornwell, Stephen King, Dean
Movies - Armegeddon, The Day After Tomorrow, The Green Mile, Johnny
Tv - Doctor Who, NCIS, Bones, Torchwood, Red Dwarf.
Food - oooh, practically anything - apart from the aforementioned
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids, laptop, internet connection, my phone, ventolin, chocolate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working! But it pays the bills, so I won't complain :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The elastic on my knickers snapped at school when I was eight, and
I had to go round for the rest of the day with a safety pin in them
to hold them up!
You should message me if
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You don't mind the larger girl, enjoy a good giggle, are honest,
faithful, and nothing like the players I have had messages from in
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