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44 Maidstone, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 34-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 21, 2014
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Full figured
Christianity but it’s not important
High school
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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42 year old with the mental age of a 5 year old :) Hair changes colour nearly every month, I have tattoos, a few piercings, and a silly sense of humour.
As well as the dog and 2 cats, I also have a small reptile collection. Currently I have a royal python (Dave), a corn snake (Eric), Stinky the blue tongued skink, Wonky the bearded dragon, and Stacey the leopard gecko. As you can probably tell, I am rather keen on reptiles, and my ideal date would be a trip to the reptile house at a zoo :) Ideally, you should be ok with reptiles, as they all live in my living room, so you wouldn't be able to miss them!

Oh and I have been told to add this, as it's a very important point that should be noted - I hate Marmite!
What I’m doing with my life
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Working with children - which I adore
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Acting an idiot with young children - actually I'm not acting, it's just comes naturally :)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes (hopefully!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books -Love Kathy Reichs, Patricia Cornwell, Stephen King, Dean Koontz.
Movies - Armegeddon, The Day After Tomorrow, The Green Mile, Johnny English.
Tv - Doctor Who, NCIS, Bones, Torchwood, Red Dwarf.
Food - oooh, practically anything - apart from the aforementioned yeast product....BLEUGH!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids, laptop, internet connection, my phone, ventolin, chocolate :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working! But it pays the bills, so I won't complain :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The elastic on my knickers snapped at school when I was eight, and I had to go round for the rest of the day with a safety pin in them to hold them up!
You should message me if
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You don't mind the larger girl, enjoy a good giggle, are honest, faithful, and nothing like the players I have had messages from in the past!