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VictorM1978

36 Campbell, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Despite my lack of any sense of humor, tiny genitals, bad breath, flatulent, ugly, and an impotent- premature-ejaculator, I can now use the big-boy potty by myself.

...and can you to lend me 50 bucks?...and I need a ride.

...otherwise...
https://youtu.be/GPwR9IwU4Rk
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"If I Hear Music, I'm Gonna Dance."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Managing my semen-factory.

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The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I say 'Hi' to everybody.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A, E, I, O, U....and sometimes Y.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Smut.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing and Singing...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you aren't pregnant.
...you think you can beat me up.
...you have a couple bucks.