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  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 10:08am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Dropped out of high school
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
My self-summary
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I am from upstate NY originally, and moved to Portland about 10 years ago. I love it here on the west coast. I am an old punk rocker/goth guy at heart, even if I have very little to do with those scenes currently. I have some tattoos, piercings, and brandings. I love dancing, but was in a motorbike crash a few years ago and have trouble with my ankle that stops me from cutting the rug too often. Comics. Marine life. Chatting. Walking. Drinking large amounts of coffee.

I recently started up at school doing my prerequisites for a nursing program. It makes me very busy, and very happy.

I can hold up my end of a conversation decently well, and I still have all but one of my original teeth. I drank alcohol for the very first time on January 3rd of 2014.

I have pretty strong allergies to cats and dogs. It makes it hard to spend time at other peoples houses, since everyone in this town seems to have one, or both. I have some allergy medications that work pretty well, but it would be great if you don't get offended that I don't play with your animals.

I ride a 49cc scooter as my main mode of transportation, rain or shine. It gets nearly 100 mpg and has a top speed of 38mph. Perfect for me. I take it on longer trips than people say I should.

In June 2012 I went out to eastern Oregon and made this video.

I no longer feel like a young man, but not a full on adult either. I don't own a home, no kids, 401k talk (while important) makes my head throb. I've never really fit in anywhere fully, and I don't expect that to change now.

I like taking on lots of projects/hobbies, frequently too many. I love to make books, cook, garden, and work on my (rental) home.

I have had a vasectomy and will not be producing any children. If that is a deal breaker, I understand. If not, please continue...
What I’m doing with my life
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Doing my best to navigate the tricky transition from being a kid to an adult. From staying out til 5am, to waking up at 5am.

I work in healthcare serving the HIV/AIDS community. Going to school and being overwhelmed by it. Traveling as much as I can manage.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
keeping composure
hearing what's not said
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes? Maybe my tattoos?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Comics -
Preacher, Blacksad, Queen & Country, Stumptown, Starman, Uzumaki, Prophet, Incal, Chew, Transmetropolitan, Mr. X, Locke & Key, etc. etc.

TV -
The Wire, Sandbaggers, Breaking Bad, Community, Profit, Twin Peaks, Spaced, So You Think You Can Dance, terriers, Archer, Veronica Mars, Firefly, Venture Bros. etc.

Music -
Mr. Lif, Misfits, Atmosphere, Fad Gadget, Patti Smith,Brother Ali, Skinny Puppy, Queen, Blood Orange, Grandmaster Flash, Siouxie, Sly and Family Stone, Prince, Nick Cave, X, Buzzcocks, etc.

Movies -
Blade Runner, Highlander, Let the right one in, Fear and Loathing, Hot Tub Time Machine, Brick, Jaws, Grosse Pointe Blank, Night of the Hunter, Videodrome, Hellraiser, Casablanca, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
fresh, tasty air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where my next trip will take me, how to finish that one book making project, what's for dinner?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, then considering going out dancing before falling asleep early.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm an open book in conversation, here though... no thanks.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would like to know the story. You want to drink coffee near each other. You want someone with an odd perspective to talk with. Or if you want a date? Does date sound old fashioned to anyone else?