Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can speak to me respectfully, as a human being. I am not your
personal sex toy. Speak like an adult, and treat me like a lady. I
will extend the same courtesy to you, should you do so. Speak to me
like a slavering troglodyte who stopped developing socially at
about age 12, and you might get squished, in a not fun way.
After getting about 50 messages from random people on here, I think
the following brief guide might greatly benefit a majority of the
denizens of OKCupid. At least the ones who actually bother to read
Good: "Hello there! I am SomeGuy, and your profile caught my
attention because of *interest* and *statement.* My interests
include *interest* and *interest,* and I'd love to hear more about
what you love about *mutual interest* Thanks for your time, and I
hope to hear back!"
Unimpressive: "hi how are you"
Fail: "u got sexy titties I wud lick them all nite. 999-999-9999
Pro Tip: would your approach, if delivered in person, get you
slapped, or possibly kicked someplace sensitive? Be honest with
yourself on this one.
Message me if you want to make friends and talk about horses, or
I just love:
Good law enforcement officers
Lastly, and to reiterate, if you want to converse with me, you
should message me if you are willing and able to engage in polite,
meaningful conversation with which we can get to know one another a
bit. "hey how r u" and "nice tits" will not convince me to skype
with you or call you. Please be willing to chat on here for a
while. Let's learn about each other's personalities and passions in
I'm not looking for anyone at this time, as I am very focused on my
primary and my play partner.
Hint: going on and on about your fetish and what you want to do
with me is not us getting to know each other.
I AM NOT GOING TO HOOK UP WITH YOU, PLEASE STOP TRYING.
DO NOT message me if you are going to try to hook up with me. I am
TAKEN. Thank you!