Since I am still getting messages almost daily from people attempting to hook up:
If you are not already a partner of mine, I am not going to have sex with you. I am not going to send you pictures of my genitals, I am not going to cyber, text, etc with you. Please don't waste both of our time.
If you want to talk about martial arts, in a friendly way, hit me up, I'm happy to chat.
I am not looking to date or have sex with anyone on here, please move along if that is what you are looking for.
Working with animals.
Finding interesting people.
Well, honestly, I'm not very good at bragging about myself... This is one of the most awkward questions on here. How do you answer something like this without sounding like a total prat?
I can't read other people's minds. Heh. This section is all guessing on my part.
I see they changed this from "live without" to "do without."
Yeah, there's a lot of neat stuff we WANT. You'd be amazed what you can actually do without, if you need to survive, however.
Love. Joy. Gratitude. Will. Respect. Honor.
Also, how I'm possibly going to survive in this world.
I'm too stubborn to give up though! :}
If I have a bit of money, I might be off at the local kink cafe (yep, San Francisco has a cafe for kinky people) with my beloved, or some friends.
After getting about 50 messages from random people on here, I think the following brief guide might greatly benefit a majority of the denizens of OKCupid. At least the ones who actually bother to read profiles.
Good: "Hello there! I am SomeGuy, and your profile caught my attention because of *interest* and *statement.* My interests include *interest* and *interest,* and I'd love to hear more about what you love about *mutual interest* Thanks for your time, and I hope to hear back!"
Unimpressive: "hi how are you"
Fail: "u got sexy titties I wud lick them all nite. 999-999-9999 call me."
Pro Tip: would your approach, if delivered in person, get you slapped, or possibly kicked someplace sensitive? Be honest with yourself on this one.
Message me if you want to make friends and talk about horses, or martial arts.
I just love:
Good law enforcement officers
Lastly, and to reiterate, if you want to converse with me, you should message me if you are willing and able to engage in polite, meaningful conversation with which we can get to know one another a bit. "hey how r u" and "nice tits" will not convince me to skype with you or call you. Please be willing to chat on here for a while. Let's learn about each other's personalities and passions in life.
I'm not looking for anyone at this time, as I am very focused on my primary and my play partner.
Hint: going on and on about your fetish and what you want to do with me is not us getting to know each other.
I AM NOT GOING TO HOOK UP WITH YOU, PLEASE STOP TRYING. Thanks!
DO NOT message me if you are going to try to hook up with me. I am TAKEN. Thank you!