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VikingKarateka

35 Richmond, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! I'm taken.

Since I am still getting messages almost daily from people attempting to hook up:

If you are not already a partner of mine, I am not going to have sex with you. I am not going to send you pictures of my genitals, I am not going to cyber, text, etc with you. Please don't waste both of our time.

If you want to talk about martial arts, in a friendly way, hit me up, I'm happy to chat.

I am not looking to date or have sex with anyone on here, please move along if that is what you are looking for.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Training to be a fighter, tending to my elderly horse, writing magazine articles, loving my partners, with whom I am polyfidelitous. :}
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Loving. Finding my joy. Seeing the wonder in the world.

Cooking.

Working with animals.

Finding interesting people.

Well, honestly, I'm not very good at bragging about myself... This is one of the most awkward questions on here. How do you answer something like this without sounding like a total prat?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Honestly, my weight is often what people first notice about me- I'm a really large girl, albeit not a tall one. After that, though, it depends on the person. Maybe they notice the strange archaic mode of dress. Maybe they notice the smile. Maybe they notice the way I move, or the way I speak.

I can't read other people's minds. Heh. This section is all guessing on my part.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love fantasy and science fiction, both books and movies. My musical tastes run from classical to gothic to metal, with a number of odd divergences in between. I am a foodie, though I do not overeat. Asian foods are usually my favorite, especially nice spicy Northern Chinese, Thai, and Japanese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
That's kind of a trite question. Oxygen, water, food, shelter in some cases, medications where applicable.
I see they changed this from "live without" to "do without."
Yeah, there's a lot of neat stuff we WANT. You'd be amazed what you can actually do without, if you need to survive, however.
Anyway, here.
Love. Joy. Gratitude. Will. Respect. Honor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fighting, sexuality, human nature, horsemanship, music, spirituality.
Also, how I'm possibly going to survive in this world.
I'm too stubborn to give up though! :}
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rubbing Tiger Balm on my bruises from Thursday night, which is one of my full contact knockdown training nights. Writing my karate blog. Playing a computer game (I like RPGs, RTS, and FPS) or watching a foreign film on Netflix. Chatting with people in my martial art all over the world.

If I have a bit of money, I might be off at the local kink cafe (yep, San Francisco has a cafe for kinky people) with my beloved, or some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have PTSD. Very solidly diagnosed. No, I don't like random strangers asking me how I got it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can speak to me respectfully, as a human being. I am not your personal sex toy. Speak like an adult, and treat me like a lady. I will extend the same courtesy to you, should you do so. Speak to me like a slavering troglodyte who stopped developing socially at about age 12, and you might get squished, in a not fun way.

After getting about 50 messages from random people on here, I think the following brief guide might greatly benefit a majority of the denizens of OKCupid. At least the ones who actually bother to read profiles.

Good: "Hello there! I am SomeGuy, and your profile caught my attention because of *interest* and *statement.* My interests include *interest* and *interest,* and I'd love to hear more about what you love about *mutual interest* Thanks for your time, and I hope to hear back!"

Unimpressive: "hi how are you"

Fail: "u got sexy titties I wud lick them all nite. 999-999-9999 call me."

Pro Tip: would your approach, if delivered in person, get you slapped, or possibly kicked someplace sensitive? Be honest with yourself on this one.

Message me if you want to make friends and talk about horses, or martial arts.

I just love:
Artists
Musicians
Writers
Good law enforcement officers
Martial artists
Equestrians
Brilliant people

Lastly, and to reiterate, if you want to converse with me, you should message me if you are willing and able to engage in polite, meaningful conversation with which we can get to know one another a bit. "hey how r u" and "nice tits" will not convince me to skype with you or call you. Please be willing to chat on here for a while. Let's learn about each other's personalities and passions in life.

I'm not looking for anyone at this time, as I am very focused on my primary and my play partner.

Hint: going on and on about your fetish and what you want to do with me is not us getting to know each other.

I AM NOT GOING TO HOOK UP WITH YOU, PLEASE STOP TRYING. Thanks!

DO NOT message me if you are going to try to hook up with me. I am TAKEN. Thank you!