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28 M Broad Blunsdon, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Aug 12, 2013
6′ 6″ (1.99m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has a kid, and might want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm an easy going guy, I don't take life too seriously, I enjoy watching and playing football, being creative in any way possible, chatting, socialising and hitting the gym.

I attempt photography and photo editing and will watch/listen to anything involving people I find funny or interesting, like; Adam and Joe, Charlie Brooker, Stephen Fry, David Bowie, Russell Brand, Flight of the Conchords, Chris Morris, Stewart Lee, Chuck Norris and probably more...

I've started a collection of classic novels, which I will eventually get around to reading. I like the smell of books.

I listen to lots of different music, can't really say that I prefer any particular genre - it depends what mood I'm in!

I consider myself romantic and I'm probably too honest.

I enjoy a good movie, regardless of genre. I also tend to play my PS3 when I'm bored.

I'd like to meet a girl who knows the difference between there, their and they're.

If you don't have a sense of humour please, PLEASE do not message me. You're unbearable.

My tattoo means "Little Death" which you can feel free to Google.

Game of Thrones... Really. Just... Game of Thrones.

I'm a callipygian Superman.
What I’m doing with my life
I spend most of my life at work.
I’m really good at
Cheering people up and thinking laterally.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm tall and devilishly handsome... Then that I'm facetious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Soooo many of all of these things.
The six things I could never do without
Internet access, pasta, football, human contact, access to bathroom facilities and... The knowledge that Stephen Fry is safe and well.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Winning the lottery, and sex... Because, even though I can spell and think about things more than most... I'm still a man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Happy I don't have work for two days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That wasn't a gun in my pocket.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're not a miserable shit.