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29 Westwood, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 18, 2014
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Apparently this is a thing on here now: ENTJ

Sometimes I order from Domino's just because I love the Pizza Tracker so much.

“Adults...struggle desperately with fiction, demanding constantly that it conform to the rules of everyday life. Adults foolishly demand to know how Superman can possibly fly, or how Batman can possibly run a multibillion-dollar business empire during the day and fight crime at night, when the answer is obvious even to the smallest child: because it's not real.”
― Grant Morrison
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing and trying to get paid more for it. Internet Columnist and Essayist. Occasional Film Maker.
I’m really good at
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Plot, Narrative Devices.
Proficient with all NATO and Warsaw Pact small arms.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dune, Jurassic Park, The Rules of Attraction, NOS4A2, Remainder, Cabal, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay and The Handmaids Tale among others.

Comics: This is complicated, but I'll throw out Johns' JSA, Morrison's Anything and Miller's Daredevil and Batman Year One.

Movies: A lot here, but some favorites are Jurassic Park, (500) Days of Summer, The Empire Strikes Back, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, The Dark Knight Rises, Rocky, The Rocketeer, Amazon Women on the Moon.

Shows: Monday Night Raw, Game of Thrones, House of Lies, Girls, Shameless, Face/Off and Warehouse 13. Oh, and an unhealthy obsession with Gordon Ramsey yelling at people.

Music: Against Me!, Rilo Kiley, The Get Up Kids, AC/DC, The Beatles, Gaslight Anthem, Frank Turner, Rancid and many, many others.

Food: Most of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I really hate this question. I have decided to ignore it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at any number of loud places.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I pretty much always have, and continue to wish that I was in a Pop Vocal Group.
You should message me if
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you want to? I'd rather not restrict you.