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My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:21pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from Ph.D program
Seeing Someone
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), French (Poorly), Ancient Greek, Latin

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My self-summary
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"All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it."
What I’m doing with my life
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Laying the foundations of a great career, or alcoholism, whatever comes first. Done studying Economics at St. Gallen and Warwick, worked out like a SOB, done with the PhD in Munich (Money for nothing and the chicks for free, basically (and wishful thinking, obviously)), but at least I was getting paid for 3 more years of boredom.
Now on to greener pastures, or a job remotely related to economics which forces me to ignore everything about scientific standards I learned in the last 8 years. "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing economic papers in a Paradise Lost style which then get censored by my PhD Supervisor or boss. Giving pedagogically useless but entertaining academic lectures in Economics, and, starting recently, pulling economic figures out of thin air for my new job.
Having strong and sometimes even informed opinions on nearly everything.
Before becoming older and wiser, I used to be good at insulting people, feeling superior to others, suffering from hangovers, and lecturing others on their bad taste in music.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The ability to appear knowledgeable in almost any given topic, which comes from my quickly passing interest in almost everything.
And that written self-descriptions usually bear no resemblance whatsoever to me in person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: by T.C. Boyle, F.S. Fitzgerald, C. McCarthy, H.L. Mencken, P.K.Dick, K.Vonnegut, J.Hâsek, J. Steinbeck, J. London, S. Anderson, W. Faulkner, H.G. Wells, G. Orwell, J. Updike, P. Roth, J.W. Göthe, W.G. Sebald, T. and H. Mann, M. Twain, K. Amis, G. Greene, E. Waugh, K. Tucholsky, G. Flaubert, M. Bulgakov and some other Russians lately etc. etc.

Movies: War against Iraq (2003 remake). This time, they made it look almost real.

Music: Himsa, All Shall Perish, Unearth, Godgory, Skyforger, Negator, Neaera, Dismember, Dark Age, Finntroll, Burzum, Lost Horizon, Anthrax, Iron Maiden, Thyrfing, I, Otyg, Sentenced, Running Wild, Children of Bodom, Battleroar, In Flames, Van Halen, Megadeth, Gwar, Jag Panzer, Suidakra, Babylon Whores, Genocide SS, Stormlord (not to be confused with Stormwitch and Stormwarrior...), Third Moon, Skyclad, Suidakra, Danko Jones, Kvelertak, Kroda, NWOBHM, Dire Straits, Monster Magnet, Truckfighters, Fu Manchu, Taake, Graveyard. This goes on from here to eternity.

Food: Everything that's a dish without having to pour sauce over it to give it some resemblance of taste.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Metal, something to keep my mind occupied which wanders an unhealthy lot, hiking in the mountains, good food, sports to punish myself for all my shortcomings, a slightly positive attitude.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why French literature is so depressing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
After several years of PhD I'm forced to do real work now, surprisingly every night is still a friday night. If I were usually working on a Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cherish my friends not for their ability to amuse me, but for mine to amuse them.
You should message me if
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you want to hear tall tales about life, the universe and everything.