I am Rob.and this is profile revision is brought to you in part by Valvoline.

You see, this is a story. A time long ago a young guy had joined this particular website. Now, perhaps it was naivety that brought him to this address, perhaps boredom, or even dare I say, a combination of the two. And thus a profile was born. Forged in the mountains of dark thunder by the ancient sky people of years lost. Cast in the image of the colossus by the metalworkers of the yore, and decorated by the artisans of the second renaissance of Dwelven people(Yeah, that's Dwarfs AND Elves kids. Beat that!). A mighty profile was created indeed, one that would allow it's user to wield +12 story continuity, +13 sarcasm, and a glorious +24 quirkiness. Truly it was a sight to behold, and it was said that the person that held it would be a great king one day, and rule all that he saw. It's a damn shame I mugged him for it 2 days ago. Yeah, that about sums up how well prophecies hold up.

Like I mentioned, I'm Rob. I excel in Sarcasm, Shenanigans, Chicanery, Obscure References, Making a fool out of myself, and making people in the near vicinity laugh.

I am comfortable with myself, and have no problems making the most nerdirifc, dorky statement you'll ever hear anyone make. I've embraced the fact that I'm a weirdo. But in retrospect, we are all weirdos, most people just won't admit it.

I'm at home with a group of friends at a bar, listening to the jukebox and having abrupt sing-a-long moments to "Run To The Hills" by Iron Maiden, simply because we can. I enjoy a good conversation which, conversely, is hard to come by these days. I've been told I come on a little strong at times, and that's true. My heart is on my sleeve, and if I like a person, it's not hard to tell.

I have no problem flirting, but I read signals like Ray Charles reads literature. That's not to say I'm inept, but I'm certainly not a mind reader.

I enjoy Japanese Culture, Learning, Music, Gathering Pointless Information, Relaxing, Driving, Singing in the Car, Video games, Fight Scenes, Pro Wrestling, and Dive Bars.

I dislike People Who Follow Trends Simply to Fit In, Condescension, People with no sense of Humor, "MySpace Style Self Shot Photo's", and The Inability to Accept People for Who they are.

Possibly going to school sometime soon. Can't seem to find what I want to do however.

Other than that I work the late shift at a Taco Bell. Yes, I said Taco Bell. I'm the guy people hate because I ask for their I.D. when they give me a credit card. Maybe it's not glorious, but it's money and I enjoy the people I work with.

Other than that, I play music. Currently Jamming with some friends hoping to start a Metal Band, since I quit playing with the last band I was in. I practice a lot, and know various styles of music(Just learned Jazz! Yay!).

Being a Nerd, Coming up with obscure references, Guitar, I can sing fairly well(thanks grade school choir classes ;p), Turning phrased, Epic Falsettos, and using a variety of terms and phrases out of context.

I also can do some pretty SPOT on impressions of a few people.

my loudness, followed by my bluntness. I'm not rude, I just say what's on my mind.

Various Guitar magazines, Manga, The Redwall Series. I've been told to pick up "The Gospel According to Biff", as it is supposed to be relevant to my interests.

Comedies, Action, Things in the same vein as "The Life Aquatic" and "The Royal Tenebaums" as well as stuff in the same vein as "Snatch", "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz". It also includes cheesy action movies(Or "Action Comedies" as I call them) that are meant to be taken seriously, but you just end up laughing at. as far as TV, I watch most shows via the Internet(thank god for those semi-illegal video posting sites), My current favorite Shows are: The Boondocks, Scrubs(Dr. Cox is MY Hero) and House.

I like lots of music,I lean towards the rock and metal side of things, but usually I can find something I like in just about anything(Even if I don't like the particular genre). I really enjoy Southern/Classic Rock, Thrash Metal, Underground Hip Hop, and Instrumental/Classical/Period Music. I'm starting to get into Progressive Metal, and Technical Death Metal as well. Oh, and Protest The Hero and Thrice are my favorite bands.

I like almost any type of food. I like Japanese food(I heavily favor Sushi), and I heavily favor Tex-Mex style food.

A Guitar, Friends, Humor, Fun, Music, Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Select-Start.

Music(I'm constantly humming), What I would do over, as well as what I need to do, When the next band practice is, What to do on my off days, and what noises my car is making and why.

Probably playing guitar, working, or sleeping. Possibly at a bar or party having a good time. I'm not really bound to anything.

I procrastinate. I also have an unhealthy obsession with sarcasm.

You like Random Sarcastic responses, Snide attempts at humor, Laughing, Fun, and general nerdery. Also if you like people who aren't afraid to be themselves and say what's on their mind.

If you want to just have a good conversation about anything by all means, just drop me a line.