Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sweet utterances of profanity. Metaphysical muses. Did somebody say
'Adventure'? Because let's fucking go. Bottles after bottles of
REAL beer. Full ashtray. Acquirement and desire for tattoos
beginning to follow an exponential growth trend. Oversexual for the
1 in 10,000. Brutal honesty. Open. Patient. Nature is home.
Probably singing a song called 'Two Guys (for every girl)' or
something. Old Fashioneds, whiskey shots, bottomless mimosas, OH
MY! Bimbos rockin' the latex. Rainbows, rainbows everywhere. Guilty
giggles. Maniacal Laughter. Half-baked. Probably going to tell you
about the moon tonight. Lucid dreams. Sitting in silence. Facial
hair stroker. Tarot readings. Paintbrushes in solo cups. Candles
dripping everywhere. Meditation on the shore. Netflixing so hard.
Kitty alter-ego. Dancing in the laser light to a pulsing
I don't have to make the choice.
I like girls and I like boys.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fading in and out of this dimension.
Stacking plates, and stacking paper.
Stacking more plates.
Dancing like a mermaid to sexy bass lines.
Sitting in low lit bars with a beer in hand.
Reading about the occult.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being the friend who remains when all that sparkles, fades.
Feasting on the souls of weak men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently in the music department:
Peaches. Tiga. Chromeo. The Knife. Bjork. Sigor Ros. Daft Punk.
Arcade Fire. Broken Bells. Bonobo. Washed Out. Baths. Flying Lotus.
Tycho. Com Truise. Soulwax. Aphex Twin. Miami Horror. MSTRKRFT.
Gravy Train!!!. Infected Mushroom. Jupiter. Glass Candy. The 2
Bears. !!!. Crystal Castles. oOoOO. HEALTH. Soft Cell. Yacht.
Grimes. Le Tigre. Lesbians on Ecstasy. B-52's. Talking Heads. Holy
Ghost!. Avenue D. Gessaffelstein. Moderat. Jurassic 5. Odesza.
Presets. PJ Harvey. Miss Kittin (& The Hacker, too). DJ Hell.
Die Antwoord. Little Dragon. Iamamiwhoami. Kaminanda. Random Rab.
Shpongle. Thievery Corporation. Simian Mobile Disco. Beats Antique.
Mars Volta. Circa Survive. Fleetwood Mac. Grateful Dead. And many,
Horror flicks. Cult classics. Adult cartoons. Sci-fi adventures.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
THE PEOPLE I LOVE. NATURE. MUSIC. WEED. SEX. HONESTY.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Beer. Moon cycles. La musique. Sexuality. Human behavior. Art.
Berlin. How much I love drinking Vietnamese coffee and smoking a
cigarette. Cheese. My snake. My next tattoo. The world.
Connectivity. Yogas. Spiritual energy, and so forth.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You actually want to know me, like how a genuine interaction
between two people usually goes down.
GTFO with your endless booty calls and boring messages. Bitches be
wasting my time in deleting them all.
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