Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sweet utterances of profanity. Metaphysical muses. Did somebody say
'Adventure'? Because let's fucking go. Bottles after bottles of
REAL beer. Full ashtray. Acquirement and desire for tattoos
beginning to follow an exponential growth trend. Oversexual for the
1 in 10,000. Brutal honesty. Open. Nature is home. Probably singing
a song called 'Two Guys (for every girl)' or something. Jameson
shots, vodka from the bottle, bottomless mimosas, OH MY! Bimbos
rockin' the latex. Rainbows, rainbows everywhere. Guilty giggles.
Maniacal Laughter. Half-baked. Probably going to tell you about the
moon tonight. Lucid dreams. Sitting in silence. Facial hair
stroker. Tarot readings. Paintbrushes in solo cups. Candles
dripping everywhere. Meditation on the shore. Netflixing so hard.
Kitty alter-ego. Dancing in the laser light to a pulsing
I don't have to make the choice.
I like girls and I like boys.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fading in and out of this dimension.
I'm a hustler, baby.
Learning German so I can continue my education in
psychology/sexology somewhere in Germany.
Sitting in low lit bars with a beer in hand.
Reading about occult shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being the friend who remains when all that sparkles, fades.
Feasting on the souls of weak men.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The slutty lipstick a tranny helped me buy and the piercing look in
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently in the music department:
Peaches. Tiga. Chromeo. The Knife. Bjork. Sigor Ros. Daft Punk.
Arcade Fire. Broken Bells. Bonobo. Washed Out. Flying Lotus. Tycho.
Com Truise. Soulwax. Miami Horror. MSTRKRFT. Gravy Train!!!.
Infected Mushroom. Crystal Castles. HEALTH. Soft Cell. Yacht.
Grimes. Le Tigre. Lesbians on Ecstasy. B-52's. Talking Heads. Holy
Ghost!. Avenue D. Gessaffelstein. Moderat. Jurassic 5. Odesza.
Presets. PJ Harvey. Miss Kittin. Hell. GusGus. Die Antwoord. Little
Dragon. Kaminanda. Random Rab. Shpongle. Thievery Corporation.
Simian Mobile Disco. Beats Antique. Mars Volta. Circa
I also smoke and watch Star Trek. Often.
I like sushi, green jello, and proper salsa.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
THE PEOPLE I LOVE. NATURE. MUSIC. WEED. SEX. HONESTY.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Beer. Moon cycles. La musique. Sexuality. Human behavior. Art.
Berlin. How much I love drinking coffee and smoking a cigarette. My
next tattoo. The world. Connectivity. Spiritual energy, and so
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can show a woman some respect and affection. I'm a simple girl
but I'm over being treated like a 20 year old bimbo. Something
lighthearted, genuine, and constant is all I'm asking for.
You have something better to say than "Hey" or "Come over, sexy",
or "Got Skype/Kik?". Seriously- I'm over that shit. If you're
interested, act like it maybe? It's not hard.
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