Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
***Not interested in casual sex or sex text***
I am plus sized. If you have a problem with that, move along
Okay, I have the major issues sorted.. Now I can talk to those who
are still here.
I'd love to make some nice new friends who are interested in
getting to know each other and enjoying various nerdish
shenanigans. Hopefully one of these people will be a match with me
I'm an introverted, compassionate, literate person. Reading, gaming
and internet take up much of my recreational time. I'm not adverse
to going out, but I do avoid sun since my hair is naturally
Currently I work in Graphic Art but my ambition is to write
I am a night person so am happy to chat late at night.
'I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like
less than half of you half as well as you deserve.' - Bilbo
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Graphic art. Conversation. Head shots. Naps.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favourite author: Stephen King (I have almost everything he's
written). Other mentionables include J.R.R. Tolkien, Peter James,
Aldous Huxley, Jack Ketchum, Jennifer Egan, James Joyce, George R R
Martin, William Golding, F. Scott Fitzgerald, William Faulkner, to
name just a few.
TV: The Walking Dead. American Horror Story. Game of Thrones. True
Blood. Family Guy, American Dad. Buffy. The X Files. My name is
Earl. The Simpsons.
You cannot go wrong with pie.
Music: Pearl Jam, Live, Plumb, Missy Higgins, Pink Floyd, The
Eagles, Ivy, The Doors, Silverchair, Adele, Portishead.
Most Tim Burton movies, especially Beetlejuice.
There are just countless others but I have a thing for old horror
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'll skip things such as "oxygen" and "food" because.. Duh.
He is my rock and the one person I can always count on.
Spirituality is a very personal thing to me. It's not about pushing
my perspective or judgements onto anyone else, but about who I am
and what is important in my life.
2. My pets.
They give me cuddles and are my fur kids.
More than anything else (movies, games, etc) they entertain me and
take me on a little vacation.
Not just for consumption but I really love water; bathing, swimming
and being near it. It's very relaxing and invigorating.
5. A quiet moment.
Just some time to reflect and unwind.
To be who I am.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do in a zombie apocalypse.
I think I'd shoot first and ask questions later..
Also, search for Twinkies.
And, where my soul mate is.
They say there is someone for everyone.
I have begun to think my someone may have been hit by a bus.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I frequent an online dating site.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want a new friend.
You're a nerd and won't use text speak at me. :)
If you have decent grammar your foot is already in the door.
Update: If I message you and say hello, it doesn't mean I'm in love
with you or that I even want to date you. I'm saying hello because
I read your profile and found something about you interesting. I'm
first and foremost looking for new friends.
So if you think you are too precious to talk to me, just don't
reply. Do not send me some stupid condescending message telling me
you are not the one for me, unless you want me to rip your ass off.
I will do it.
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