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ViperACR

23 M Longmont, CO

My Details

Last Online
Mar 14, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, C++ (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hey!

I have decided that this box has become my arch-nemesis. I keep writing and rewriting this box until I finally am happy with the result. I then leave it for a couple of weeks before I look at it again only to be amazed at how dumb or cliche it sounds. I then lather, rinse, and repeat. So this time I have decided to go with a more organized, bullet point style. In a couple of weeks I will look at this and wonder why on earth I ever thought this was a good idea.

Key Personality Traits:
Laid Back: I tend to go with the flow. I don't get frustrated or angry easily, and always try to be happy without being annoyingly chipper.

Sarcastic: Definitely my preferred form of humor, I use it every chance I get. What can I say? The world always needs more laughter.

Intelligent: I've always been smart and motivated and I work hard to better myself. I can easily carry on political, philosophical or literary conversations if you want.

My guess however is that there isn't a guy on this website that doesn't say he is some variation of relaxed, funny, and smart. (I haven't actually looked to confirm this, because then I would have to search through other dudes' profiles and I don't think my masculinity can withstand that) So here is another list of traits that hopefully separate me from the rest of the pack.

Nerdy, Composed, Klutzy, Excitable, Patient, Passionate, Dedicated. I may add others as I think of them.

Hobbies and Interests:
Movies: I love watching movies all of genres, though I am not a big fan of horror, particularly slasher films. I can talk about movies until I am blue in the face, so if you have a particular favorite, I'd love to hear it.

Computers: Whether it is working on them or playing with them, I get a lot of joy out tinkering around with electronics. Been doing this from a young age, and there is a reason this is the career I am getting into. If you love your job, you won't work a day in your life.

Cars: My dad is a car guy, and the gene got passed on down to me. He and I started working on them before I started driving, and the Mustang in my pictures is the one that we have been working on.

Hopefully you were able to get somewhat of a picture of me from that. Also hopefully you aren't thinking I'm a total windbag after reading it all.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a smart ass. It is a rough job, but somebody has to answer the call.

I started working at a local engineering firm at the beginning of this summer, and am taking some time off to continue working there and get some job experience before I graduate. It pays the bills and keeps me out of trouble. Well, mostly out of trouble anyways. ;)

While I am working I am taking a few classes at CU, so I am in Boulder a lot during the week. I will go back to Cornell in the fall to finish my computer science degree and will be pursuing the dream of video game programming after I graduate.
I’m really good at
"I would never tell him this, but they are the best at what they do, and they specialize in the ridiculous." - The A-Team (2010)

Being ridiculous is my specialty. There is a time and place to be serious, but life is too short to be serious all the time. My goal is to single-handedly make the world a more interesting place, whether by riding dinosaur statues, or creating new foods like waffleburgers. (The origins of the waffleburger is a quite humorous story, and the end result was quite delicious)
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a Jedi braid.

If you want further explanation, I got bored in high school and decided to grow one. Over the years, it has grown on me. (Pun very much intended)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: There is a reason my room has 3 filled bookshelves. I love to read; almost always fiction though I do have a soft spot for history. My most recent reads have been A Wise Man's Fear, the Song of Ice and Fire series, and the Jason Bourne series.

Movies: I firmly believe that Die Hard is the greatest Christmas movie every made. Love, Actually would be in second place. I love watching all movies other than horror, so it is real easy to find movies that we will both like. (Being a guy, the Twilight series counts as horror films)

Shows: I don't watch many shows. I do try to keep up with Doctor Who and Big Bang Theory. I also catch the occasional episode of How I Met Your Mother or Top Gear.

Music: Classic Rock. Favorite bands are Bruce Springsteen, Fleetwood Mac, Journey, or Styx. That being said, I enjoy listening to pretty much any music, just not bad rap (Lil' Jon and similar).

Food: I have yet to find anyone who enjoys a hamburger more than I do, and will eat one any chance I get. I also really enjoy pizza, grilled cheese, and breakfast food. I'm a pretty simple guy when it comes to food.
The six things I could never do without
Computers
Burgers
Dinosaurs (Screw you, asteroids)
Waffles
My close group of friends
Something to laugh about

Bonus Points to anyone else who thought this was a stupid question. As you can tell, I only took it half seriously.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Movies, the future, Dinosaurs, tupperware. Anything and everything that happens to seem relevant at the moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually hanging out with friends. I don't have anything I do every week, but it ranges from going out to eat, watching a movie, playing games, just hanging around shooting the breeze, or whatever else catches our fancy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried at the end of My Girl. I dare you to make it to the end without crying at least a little.

In actuality, I am willing to talk about most anything, no matter how embarrassing, so just ask me what you want to know. And yes, I do realize that the previous statement is written on at least half the profiles on here.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You are someone who is more interested in having a cookout in a park or going to see a movie than going to a fancy dinner or a party.
- You find my goofiness either funny or cute or whatever positive term you want to use to describe it.
- You are laid back and don't have to go out to parties every weekend; you can have just as much fun hanging out just the two of us or a group of friends.
- You think I sound like a cool person.