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SleepyTreeTyper

23 Houston, TX Gender Nonconforming, Agender, Non-binary

Gender Nonconforming, Agender, Non-binary

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–27
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 23
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Trying to describe myself is like trying to describe air to meteors or fish; it's hard enough to do without sounding like a crazy person, but then you start getting excited like you're talking about your favorite fandom and it just kinda spirals out of control from there.

So I'll just say that I'm a geek ENFP (if you don't know it, look it up) who loves to travel. That's a decent 1-second description, don't you think?

OH! And I'm agender. This is hard for some people to understand, so I will describe my gender as "WOOSH!" Just yell that loudly and passionately for half an hour and you'll border on getting it. (I'm cool with masculine pronouns, just don't be blatant about it like "You are a MAN!" That ticks me off.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working on heading to graduate school for creative writing. I'm trying to juggle doing this while starting a podcast for storytelling and working on my portfolio. I am very tired.

I'm also working on some new cooking recipes, all very fancy and such. Asking me to cook something for you is a very, very smart thing to do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hells bells, a lot of stuff! My attention span is pretty shitty, so I kinda bounced around a bunch of stuff from fencing (the toad sticking kind, not the white picket) to blacksmithing (I got bored one day when I was 14. Long story.) Martial arts too. If you can actually take me in a fight, we'll be the best of buds in no time.

Come parkour with me. Or bouldering. Or drinking. Maybe be my partner while learning salsa dancing. Lots of stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blonde hair, grey eyes. Kinda obvious, eh?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like so many books that it would be impossible to list them all, so here's what I'm reading right now: The Lies of Locke Lamora, The Once and Future King, The Admirals (weirdly, naval history is crazy interesting), Lord Foul's Bane, and a couple of junk books I picked up while I was living in Montreal (all of which are in French, which is not the best language for reading.)

Movies and TV? Plug me into Netflix for the night, I don't really care much. Though I like cartoons way too much (I'm trying to get a job with Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon producing cartoons). Other than that, Doctor Who, Firefly, and outside of that Night Vale.

I'll listen to any music except rap and country. They're just not my thing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My puppy, Isabelle
- My collection of paraphernalia picked up along my travels
- The Stetson my mother got me as a gag gift (love that hat way too much)
- My bow
- And the number 5 (I'm not being cheeky. Ask me about it, haha)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The function of passion outside of a driving force in people. Self-evaluation; trying to better oneself. Elves. Mostly elves.

Also, third wave feminism is best feminism. Peeps should be allowed to be whoever the hell they want yo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends or wandering the night, enjoying the sweet scent of cedar on the wind. Or abstaining from sleep cause I came up with a good story idea. Mostly that second one.
You should message me if
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You liked something in my profile. I will say that if you just visit my profile a couple times in the hopes that I'll message you first, I won't. I'm waaaaay too thick to pick up on that haha. You're more than welcome to IM me though. Also, if you haven't guessed by now I don't have too much of a gender. More of a "take me as I am" thing, really.

And for the love of whatever Gods, Carl Sagans, or whatever you will, PLEASE have at least a basic understanding of wine.