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VirtualCheese

25 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:18pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Sometimes I like to imagine what the city would be like if the sidewalks were made of bouncy rubber. :|

That being said, all I'm here for is honest connections. I'm rather upfront with my thoughts and feelings. I also don't take shit seriously, so let's beat each other up with pool noodles. :D
What I’m doing with my life
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
I’m really good at
Keeping myself entertained. I am almost never bored because I find something to enjoy about whatever I'm doing. I bake really good cookies too.
The first things people usually notice about me
My peg leg and/or eye patch.

I'm also totally fucking adorable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like things and stuff.

( Margaret Atwood, Brandon Sanderson, Stephen King ~ Hocus Pocus, Carnage, The Dark Crystal ~ Whedonverse, Daria, Adventure Time, animu)
The six things I could never do without
I use the internet too much and play video games a lot. Other than that, dicks. Dicks everywhere. All of the dicks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
An army of pugs fighting a war against an army of kittens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting world domination over a cup of tea whilst petting my kitty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a birthmark shaped like a flower on my groin.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to join my army of minions.