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VirtualCheese

25 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:09am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sometimes I like to imagine what the city would be like if the sidewalks were made of bouncy rubber. :|

That being said, all I'm here for is honest connections. I'm rather upfront with my thoughts and feelings. I also don't take shit seriously, so let's beat each other up with pool noodles. :D
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping myself entertained. I am almost never bored because I find something to enjoy about whatever I'm doing. I bake really good cookies too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My peg leg and/or eye patch.

I'm also totally fucking adorable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like things and stuff.

( Margaret Atwood, Brandon Sanderson, Stephen King ~ Hocus Pocus, Carnage, The Dark Crystal ~ Whedonverse, Daria, Adventure Time, animu)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I use the internet too much and play video games a lot. Other than that, dicks. Dicks everywhere. All of the dicks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
An army of pugs fighting a war against an army of kittens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Plotting world domination over a cup of tea whilst petting my kitty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a birthmark shaped like a flower on my groin.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to join my army of minions.