I think notepads are better than hand-held computers, because you can't tear a page off of a computer and then fold it up into a little paper animal.
I like to think I can make anything into a game, or anything into a joke. Okay, so that's not so much true in practice, but aspirations are just as good as results...right?
I love good writing. Did you ever see the movie Closer? Remember that online sex scene where one guy is pretending to be a woman? Okay, that scene is a terrific example of how not to write.
I can be a bit contrary sometimes. That is, if everyone is talking about how great something is, I might suddenly decide I dislike it just to be different. I think differentness is something to be embraced. I was surprised to discover the word "differentness" does exist.
I know online dating is tough. So bring it on, bitches!! Oops...I meant...I like going out but I also like staying home. I like long walks on the beach. No mind games please. No, actually what I meant to say is...I wouldn't mind being friends, even if it doesn't work out.
"You didn't do me a favour by reading this. I did you a favour by writing it." -Maddox
I am creative, witty, and articulate