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Viscacha

52 M Alameda, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 41–56
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Job
Retired
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For a grown man I'm overly impressed by the cute. Silly, furry, whatever. That is really the only attribute I share with Japanese schoolgirls. My cynicism and sarcastic sense of humor are a few ways I differ. I have other senses of humor and if the choice is left to me I'm usually playing with one of them.

I'm very liberal, rather socialist, non-materialistic and above all, lazy.

I can be too literal & too direct.

I retired from real work in 1982 and have been living off of some creative process of one kind or another since, mostly juggling and comedy with some animation and guitar building to keep things fresh.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Juggling, computers, playing bass, finding someones humor limits and crossing them, uncommon insights, impersonating a koala.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Most people gasp and look at me like I'm a ghost when I tell them how infrequently I read books. I don't know why I don't read much, I just don't.

I have however enjoyed a handful of good books. The entire Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy series, 1984 & Lord of the Flies were good but I mostly read non fiction.

For movies: Caddyshack, Pulp Fiction, Despicable Me, Amelie, Best in Show, Schindlers List. Anything funny, preferably not in 3D and without Adam Sandler even though we both appear in the movie Shakes the Clown.

Music: Funk, fusion, jazz, rock, world, experimental and others.

My favorite food is prepared food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor, nachos, funky bass, furry critters, sleeping till noon and whatever the 6th thing is.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
... What to write here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unaware that it's a Friday. Since I don't have a normal job Friday nights and weekends are not the usual escape for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes close my eyes when I brush my teeth.

I have better secrets than this one.
You should message me if
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You've read this far and are interested in a relationship or friendship that should last a long time and goes beyond simple pleasantries.