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For a grown man I'm overly impressed by the cute. Silly, furry,
whatever. That is really the only attribute I share with Japanese
schoolgirls. My cynicism and sarcastic sense of humor are a few
ways I differ. I have other senses of humor and if the choice is
left to me I'm usually playing with one of them.
I'm very liberal, rather socialist, non-materialistic and above
I can be too literal & too direct.
I retired from real work in 1982 and have been living off of some
creative process of one kind or another since, mostly juggling and
comedy with some animation and guitar building to keep things
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Juggling, computers, playing bass, finding someones humor limits
and crossing them, uncommon insights, impersonating a koala.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Most people gasp and look at me like I'm a ghost when I tell them
how infrequently I read books. I don't know why I don't read much,
I just don't.
I have however enjoyed a handful of good books. The entire Hitch
Hikers Guide to the Galaxy series, 1984 & Lord of the Flies
were good but I mostly read non fiction.
For movies: Caddyshack, Pulp Fiction, Despicable Me, Amelie, Best
in Show, Schindlers List. Anything funny, preferably not in 3D and
without Adam Sandler even though we both appear in the movie Shakes
Music: Funk, fusion, jazz, rock, world, experimental and
My favorite food is prepared food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor, nachos, funky bass, furry critters, sleeping till noon and
whatever the 6th thing is.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unaware that it's a Friday. Since I don't have a normal job Friday
nights and weekends are not the usual escape for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sometimes close my eyes when I brush my teeth.
I have better secrets than this one.
You should message me if
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