Let's keep this honest, I'm here in hopes of finding someone who will take me out on several dates which may or may not include them paying for the following: season passes to Six Flags, dinners at five star restaurants, a motorcycle with a sidecar (which coincidentally is where you will be riding) and maybe even a picnic at a car wash or two. If you feel your bank account can handle it, keep on reading. If it isn't up to par then may I suggest buying one of my Online Internet success kits. If you've ever received a message in your inbox titled, "I made $8000 in three hours!" Then you probably already have my email address.
Now for my about me:
Having spent the first few years of my life looking for lost treasures, fighting the undead, and hunting ghosts. I finally decided it was time to move on with my life. After a series of escalating dares I finally got married and moved to the murder capital of the Eastern Seaboard, Thrilladelphia. Where sirens are as common as ring tones and cheeseburgers are the legal tender. While I won't go into the details of my divorce (Lets just say it's never a good idea to jump into a cage of lions while wearing a hamburger suit) I will say I have a big insurance check coming my way so lets blow it all on all you can eat buffets and signed copies of "Goosebumps" by R.L. Stein.
On the weekends you can find me bullet proofing my house, vacuuming my sidewalk, and if my neighbors are away, selling their furniture. As far as my hobbies are concerned I love drinking, driving, and gambling. Sometimes it's a mix of one of the two or all of them at once. Nothing says I'm living life to the fullest like slugging down a bottle of Jack Daniels while driving down the highway and you're playing miniature roulette while you're on your way to A.C. Other hobbies I enjoy include scuba diving in the Delaware river, attending free cable modem conventions, watching 24 hour marathons of Quantum Leap on TBS, and attending VHS swap meets. You have no idea how hard it is to find a mint condition copy of Under Siege 2:Fire Down Below until you've really tried. I also enjoy many many more respectable activities such as underwater sailing and maxing out other peoples credit cards. In my spare time I like to volunteer at a local soup kitchen in Center City. It’s a great way to help the needy without actually touching them. As for the nightlife I like to attend places where the doorman hands you hundred dollar bills when you walk in or you can usually tell where I am by the amount of ambulances and burning helicopters in any given area. I've come to realize my life is just like anyone else's only more interesting because I can see things that aren't really there.
I am Humorous, Hungry, and Pretty Strong