Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're reading this, you're probably thinking to yourself:
"Self, how did I arrive at a profile of such effusive bearded,
bacon loving manliness?" The answer is simple: destiny. High
New England native, Tennessee educated, now a Ph.D. student at
UW. I’m an active rugby player when I’m not reading and
translating ancient texts. I love language, words, and
I like sharing.
I also have a golden retriever who will melt your heart. He'll also
try to impress you with either his platypus or his moose. Or
perhaps just his goofy smile and floppy tongue.
What I’m doing with my life
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I specialize in Near Eastern Languages and Civilizations. Put me in
a classroom and I just might blow your mind. I might also go dig in
the dirt and find the Ark of the Covenant. I'm Indiana Jones.
Except real. And better at defeating Nazis. I'm also writing a book
(read: dissertation)...which is proving to be a rather daunting
task and I feel like I have no idea what I'm doing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rugby. And music. Definitely music. I'm like Mozart but less dead.
And less genius.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm outgoing at times while often reserved as well. I enjoy being
with groups of friends, but will often prefer time spent alone or
with a single close friend. I deeply enjoy learning about the
people around me, hearing about the things they're interested in,
etc. People's stories intrigue me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: S. If you haven't heard of it--go get a copy! Right
Tolkien, the poetry of Wordsworth, I prefer more classic
literature. Reading is more than decoding a semiotic system having
been previously mastered--truly, even in one's own, native tongue,
reading is an act of translation. Of converting words to thoughts,
images, ideas, etc. It is this endeavor that I find quite
Movies: The Grand Budapest Hotel, Dead Poets Society, The Shawshank
Redemption, 500 Days of Summer, basically anything Marvel puts out,
Blackfish, How to Train Your Dragon [1 & 2]
Music: Largely depends on my mood. I love acoustic stuff--Damien
Rice, Coldplay, Mayer, DMB, Mumford, etc.
I have a sweet tooth and wish I didn't.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Boston Sports (read: identity)
Coffee should probably be on here. And my french press...but those
things go together. Oh, and my goofy, goofy dog.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I don't ever have enough shelf space for my books. Every time I
get a new bookshelf, I'm out of shelf space again. It's a nice
problem to have, but makes it difficult to keep my apartment
How I become increasingly convinced that I was born either a few
years too early or a few years too late.
Also how I can come to enjoy scotch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Often with rugby teammates. I don't mind staying in, either. Gotta
recharge the batteries some time!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I got paid $100 by a gay guy to streak 100 meters. I have no shame.
You should message me if
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If you love dogs and would like to have a puppy play date...or,
more simply, if you'd just like to meet Odin, The Alföðr.
Or if you can introduce me to a sloth. I'd like to meet a
Definitely if you're into honesty. And if you want to have all
kinds of awesome adventures and good conversation.
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