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Vital_Vittles

27 F Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an almost overly snarky lady with interests in the culinary world, geology, humor, tunes, and damn good laughs. I'm happiest when I'm exploring the great outdoors with my camping buddies, hours from town, preferably near a body of water.

In town, I try to hit up new restaurants, money permitting. I work a full time job doing something I truly enjoy. My friends and I go out a few times a week. Generally to the east side, Jackalope, or gettin' down to some grits and gravy at Barbs on a Thursday.

I can rough it camping out in the woods, but I can also dress to the nines for drinks and fancy dinner times.

My friends mean the world to me. I love knowing someone so well that you just give them a look and you both know you're on the same page.

Love to cook and want to be great at it, I'm working on that one.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
FOOD! Currently I'm working on my culinary journey. Taking steps to learn and improve my skills and knowledge.

Fossil Hunting.

Music Festivals (HATE jam bands though)

Planning camping trips for when the weather warms up. (Update: headed to Bergeim in March for a short little camping/kayak trip. Going to kayak from Bergheim to Guadalupe State Park. Should be a blast!!)

Actively looking for the next place to travel. It's great to just hit the road and get out of town for a bit.

Go to shows whenever I can.

I've lived here my entire life, so I'm always searching to discover new parts of this pretty lil city.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guessing the location where you took your profile pictures.
Experimenting in the kitchen.
Puns.
Cranium WOW.
Catchphrase.
Panini parties.
Piñatas. Duh.
Dancin' a lil ditty.

There. They're. Their. To. Two. Too. Your. You're.
(Its important!!)..... Gotcha!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Glasses. Eyes. Curly Hair. Nike hi-tops. I'm also pretty damn goofy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: I just blew through I'm
Not Myself These Days. I loved every page. Everything is Illuminated, Running with Scissors, Confederacy of Dunces, My Horizontal Life, Life of Pi, ISHMAEL

Author: Augusten Burroughs. Jonathan Safran Foer.
Currently reading:
Yes, Chef. By Marcus Samuelsson.

Movie: Caddyshack or Camp Nowhere

Show: Top Chef. Breaking Bad. Weeds. Walking Dead. Cash Cab. Wife Swap. Take Home Chef. Trauma Life in the ER. Intervention. America's Funniest Home Videos. Bob's Burgers. Bad Girls Club. What?...

Music:
All time favorites:
Bon Iver. Avett Brothers. Riverboat Gamblers. Hives. Radio Rap. Everclear. Minus the Bear. The Strokes. Elvis Costello. Beach Boys. Jimmy Eat World. QOTSA. Eagles Of Death Metal. Death from Above 1979. The Weeks. Murder City Devils. Anything that Dave Grohl has ever done (especially behind a drum kit).

Really in to right now:
FIDLAR. Hanni El Khatib. Wavves.
I've also been being super nostalgic and listening to all of the pop-rock/punk that I adored in high school. It takes me back!! :-)

Food: Love most. I'll try anything once.
My favorite thing to put a twist on is deviled eggs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Favorite People. (Especially my momma and lil sis).
Music so good that it gives you goosebumps.
The great outdoors.
Laughter.
Truly impressive food.
Fillin' my noggin' with learned stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Freshly discovered my dream job: scuba diving into blue holes in the Bahamas to harvest stalagmites for reconstructing paleoclimates!! And dont forget... collecting fossils at the bottoms of these blue holes to discover new species!! Curious? Watch "Extreme Cave Diving" on the flix. Dream. Job.

Why the HELL my cook friends and I don't just drop what we're doing and start a food truck.

Horny Toads. New dish ideas. Rock formations and processes. Why my Basset hound is so lean and not droopy and fat.....strange.

"Did I piss someone off last night?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying desperately to become a two stepper.... I just can't get it! I have good rhythm!!!
Playing MADLIBS.
Gettin' ________(adj.) with ________ ( pl. noun) on a ____(noun).
Preferably with a bev and a few of my favorite people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 100% positive that I'm peeing in my kayak picture.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
How's about... Please DON'T message me if you are pro-life, think gay marriage is a sin, or, for that matter, if you think anything is a sin. Deal. Breakers.