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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Likes dogs
My self-summary
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I used to believe in an ocean of soda. But it was just a Fanta sea
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working away, saving money to go back to college
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a pretty handy chef. If I may say so myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My big ould beard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reading a lot of Chuck Klosterman, Elmore Leonard, Stephen King that sorta thing.

I have been watching a lot more tv than I used to. Doctor Who, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, The Wire, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, Sherlock, Louie, New Girl, The League, League of Gentlemen, and the Walking Dead. I could go on and on really.. Black Mirror is possibly one of the most refreshing and interesting things on tv right now. Watch it.

Music wise i have a pretty wide range of tastes. Lots of Portishead, Mogwai, Arcade Fire, Pearl Jam, Neil Young, Pixies, Queens of the Stone Age, Hozier, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, LCD Soundsystem, The War on Drugs, Grinderman and Nick Cave being listened to at the moment. I am always open to new recommendations so if you have anyway shoot away, it is a good conversation starter.

I am also getting in to hip hop, especially Kanye, Wu Tang etc.

also back playing playstation more since i got the Playstation 4, if you are one it add me my username is slatterg. but gamergate can fuck right off
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Twitter, music, television, Whiskey, Books, ice cream
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why i can't spell *definitely* without spell check

Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and then you're gonna be dead for way longer than you're alive. Like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet. [Louis C.K.: Hilarious, 2011]

“The tangible effect of pornography is roughly the same as the tangible effect of Ozzy Osbourne’s music on stoned Midwestern teenagers: It prompts a small faction of idiots to consider idiotic impulses, which is why we have the word idiocy.”

Chuck Klosterman
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Ive seen pearl jam 11 times in the last 6 years....
You should message me if
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You want to meet up for pints, ice cream, or coffee.
You want to talk about doctor who or mad men.
You like good whiskey.