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50 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 30–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
White, Other
6′ 2″ (1.87m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has a kid, and might want more
Likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello World.

Yes, those are recent photos. No, I don't look my age. No, I don't lie [about my age] and I really don't care if you do - it's not about the number. And, no, it's not a dog, it's a cat, and I'm very fond of him.

Currently working 60+ hours a week for a start-up. When I'm not doing that I am eating, sleeping, or if I am very lucky something else..

If you do classes at triyoga, Primrose Hill or Soho, please say Hi.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having fun in London after being away for too many years.
Improving my Yoga. Keeping fit. Keeping the endorphins busy.
Always looking for interesting things to do. Like to try new things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Puzzles and games. Not computer games. Real games like chess, cards, backgammon, and board games.
Massage, and I give good cuddle too.
Not eating chocolate. Or cheese. It's all yours..
Being a geek but not a bore.
Flying gliders and riding super-bikes.
Photography. Astronomy. Maths. Physics.
Talking nonsense. I have a degree in Advanced Gibberish and a masters in Cunning Linguistics and a PhD in bad jokes.
Raising one eyebrow.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I asked a date. She said "Looks and smile".

The bat utility belt, the cape, the ears, the dark moody look, the gay friend in spandex.
I'm drooling and incoherent (this is a good sign as it means I find you very attractive).
I'm flying low, or the greenest thing I recently tried to eat managed to escape by hiding itself in plain site.
I look younger than my age. "Remarkably well preserved" someone said (thank you).
My telescope. Or I'm just pleased to see you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Many many things. Too many to list. Here is a taster:
Everything by Iain M Banks and Terry Pratchett.
2001, Koyaanisqatsi, Strictly Ballroom, ...
The Orb, Pink Floyd, Phillip Glass, Mozart, ...

Eddie Izzard is God. Or at least he is the Pope on a moped.
Cake or Death?

If you have kids then this is hysterical:
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Strong black coffee
Good friends & good food and wine
Love & sex
Yoga & exercise
My daughter
A clear dark night sky(*)
The ability to count to 6(*)
(* currently missing)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to find the things that are missing in my life.
How to enjoy the things that I have.
What shall I do now?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Plotting world domination. Feeding the shark. Feeding the piranha fish. Feeding the shark to the piranha fish. Or the other way around. Filming it in slo-mo and posting it to the Evil Geniuses For A Better Tomorrow channel on YouTube. Laughing maniacally. Stroking a pussy on my lap. Polishing all the leather. Dressing up as a French Maid when none of the henchmen are around then dusting the old soviet nukes I picked up on eBay using a feather duster made from the softest feathers from the underbelly of something so close to extinction it makes me moist just thinking about it. Wait wait wait, okay who's still thinking about that Stroking A Pussy line earlier?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am Batman.
You should message me if
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Get in touch if you are into any of the following:

I'm looking for Yoga and exercise partners in London.

Please get in touch if you go gliding or paragliding anywhere nearby.

I seek like-minded smart interesting friends to enjoy life in London with. Visit strange places, have mad conversations, watch the world go by, find the ultimate espresso and have a good reason for needing one.

Please don't message me if you have no intention of meeting in the future. Even if you can pass the Turing test with flying colours I am not interested in just chatting.
Exception: please do message me if you have any good stories from online dating. Juicy, funny, bizarre, or unusual stories.

Film at 11.