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Viviparous

27 London, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:10am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to talk about stuff I'm interested in - which, lets be honest, is most things. I like to listen to people talk about their passions as well.

I'm pretty light-hearted and tend to joke about things even when they're important to me. I don't take things too seriously To be honest, it's probably a personality flaw.

I like music, art gallerys, the cinema, museums (especially weird little ones,) aquariums and wildlife reserves, but I don't go out nearly as often as I'd like to. I prefer pubs and cafes to clubs, but I do like a good dance - even though I'm terrible at it!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spending too much of it on the internet and playing games. Also working and all that bollocks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Wasting time researching stuff that catches my interest, but is of no real use.
- Remembering the useless stuff I've researched - like the cognitive capacity of crows, or why cold water is denser than ice, or the etymology of the word cappucino - while forgetting peoples' names and birthdays.
- Cooking (well, quite good. I wouldn't say I'm a master but I at least know the arcane art of making tasty stuff out of whatever I have to hand.)
- Chatting nonsense.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- That I am very ginger. That I'm a little creeped out by people who fall over themselves to tell me how much they love redheads...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm easily sidetracked and tend to get really into stuff for a short time, so these change a lot.

Books:
East of Eden (John Steinbeck)
Pratchett (All of them!)
Naming of the Dead (Ian Rankin)
Gormenghast (Mervyn Peake)
The Regeneration Trilogy (Pat Barker)
All Quiet on the Western Front (Erich Maria Remarque)
Everything is Illuminated (Jonathan Safran Foer)
The Dark is Rising (Susan Cooper)
The Odessey (Homer)
Farewell My Lovely (Raymond Chandler)
Cotillion (Georgette Heyer)
H20: A Biography of Water (Philip Ball)
Parasite Rex (Carl Zimmer)
Phantoms in the Brain (Vilayanur S. Ramachandran)

Films:
Die Hard
2001: A space odessey
Brain Dead
The Thing
Ravenous
Pi
Dr Strangelove
Withnail & I
Old Boy

Music:
Black Sun Empire
Billie Holiday
Savannah Churchill
Rammstein
Akala
Spor
Sabrepulse
Noisia
Trentemoller
Jelonek
Alice Cooper
Blondie
Kate Bush
Massive Attack
Depeche Mode
Cake

...I don't have very consistent taste in music, I'm afraid. Or films, or books.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
- The internet
- Genuinely good coffee
- Cats
- Great food
- Books
- A decent pair of boots.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Birds, astronomy, space travel, chemistry, etymology, entomology, animal behaviour, the evolution of the precision grip in hominids, anthropology, physics, pharmacology, logic, the structure and function of the human brain, fish, fossils, dinosaurs, how to make the perfect beef rendang, virology, computing, history, prehistory; and how even though I know a little about many things, I wish I knew a lot more about everything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm often late to places because I met a cat on the way and stopped to make friends.

Also I really fucking love birds. You think you like birds? You're wrong, I like them more. Birds are incredible.
You should message me if
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You like to chat about everything and anything, whether that's a deep conversation, a debate or just ripping the piss out of things.

You like a good laugh.

Also if you'd like to go out for a chill drink/coffee sometime.