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VixenLinzy

52 F Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 39–59
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
May 31, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly), Dutch (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Update: I am currently in a relationship, so am ONLY interested in friends and/or penpals!

I'm short, fat, feisty, funny, very intelligent, adventurous, spontaneous, wild and nice. I'm shy and outgoing; you figure it out! Open-minded, laid-back and adaptable are all good words to describe me as well. I love to laugh - life is too short not to! Oh.. it says on here I'm from Vancouver.. I'm actually from the Okanagan; Vancouver was the closest place it would let me put down! I like too many things to list. *smiles* I work too much, but I think that happens when you love what you do. I teach private music lessons, and am also a part time secretary. Both are challenging and interesting, and, except for photocopying, don't bore me! That's important. I HATE to be bored. I like to flirt, so take care what you say to me! lol Are you ready for adventure? Take the plunge.. !

I am wild, warped, and warbling.

For those who follow these things.. I'm a Gemini/Gemini, and a water tiger.

I am NOT INTERESTED in married men. Please respect this!

I don't really care what you look like, or what toys you might have. I'm not materialistic at all, beyond being able to look after my kids, and as for looks, the outside is just packaging. You don't buy something because the package is pretty, do you? You choose it because you like what's inside.

I like to have fun. Being a musician, of course I like to go to live music venues, and I adore dancing! I may be fat, but I can dance allllll night long. I'm really up for just about any adventure, and I will admit that I'm somewhat of an adrenaline junkie. Never dare me to do anything. Now that you know that, it would be cheating to use it.. lol.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just raising my kids as a single parent, trying to keep things on track! I do a lot community volunteer work, of the creative variety. I have lots of ideas.. trouble is, I have to implement them!

I'm spending a lot of time in the recording studio these days, both on my own original works and also on other musician's compositions. It's fun and challenging and if I could, I'd spend all day every day there.. but somehow the bills have to get paid, lol.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Music, writing, cooking, making people laugh, sex. Don't forget flirting.. if I could get paid for flirting I'd be a trillionaire! *winks*

Also, I'm a very good listener, so if you need someone to bounce ideas off of, someone to vent to, or someone to offer advice, I might be good for you. I enjoy people, and I'm very empathetic.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My chest, my eyes and my hair. ;) Oh.. and apparently, my lips. *smiles*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read voraciously, prefer horrors, mysteries, sci/fi fantasy. I could never pick just one or even a few! Same with movies - horror, comedy, mystery, action, adventure. Music - pretty much everything, not into rap although I like some; if I'm singing it I like it, if I'm listening that's different! Love classic rock, alternative, heavy rock the most. But I also love classical music.. and Beethoven rocks. :) Food, I'm not too fussy as you can see by my body! lol, probably my very favourites are chicken and french fries. Oh.. and I AM the girl with the dragon tattoo.. true story.. fact, not fiction.. just sayin'.. lol.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter, pencil and paper, freedom, imagination, silliness, love!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, sex, what I'm doing with my life! Okay.. and men. lol music, laughter

I'm always puzzled when people check out my profile, even though I don't meet their criteria.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No such thing as a typical Friday night anymore.. I could be anywhere doing anything!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have secrets; every woman should have some mystery just waiting to be discovered. I'd like to find a Sherlock Holmes or Hercule Poirot.. *flirts*
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to have a laugh and a flirt! I also am a good listener with lots of life experiences. :)

Also, if you're close enough for a game of Scrabble or Trivial Pursuit or other word games. No one will play with me anymore.. *sigh*.. I also play cribbage online and I DO belong to an online Scrabble club; it would be nice to have a playmate or two.