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VlDEODR0ME

32 M Ashland, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English, LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
☞ looking for deep intimacy with no physical touching ☜
What I’m doing with my life
☞ trying to figure out how to undo it ☜
I’m really good at
☞ learning things then drinking a lot to unlearn those things. ☜

☠☠☠ INTERNET THINGS ☠☠☠
The first things people usually notice about me
☝ I'm no longer on Google street view at the corner of Montrose & Graham.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I just spin around in my chair all day and listen to https://soundcloud.com/pcmus
I spend a lot of time thinking about
☯☯☯ Every morning I wake up and my first thought is to thank god for trapping me in this intolerable decaying meat prison ☯☯☯
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The fastest way to a man's heart is anywhere you want, as long as your knife is sharp enough.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
☺☻☺ ~ no normies ~ ☺☻☺

you might have an opinion on what the best volume of jojo's bizarre adventure is? cause I could talk about that.