Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Lethargic Warlock Nightmare Man.
When I was five I wanted to be an astronaut. Everything's been down
hill since then.
Professional nerd/computer whisperer who kind of hates his job and
computers in general. Amateur recluse, only because I haven't found
anyone willing to pay me for that yet.
I grew up in various parts of nowhere, raised by wolves. Reluctant
southerner. I'm pretty dry and almost everything I say is in jest,
What I’m doing with my life
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Constantly underestimating how smart/handsome/amazing I am.
Collecting a bunch of shitty old german cars and making them
Attempting to trick banks into giving me money to buy a
Working through all the stages of grief for what's left of my hair.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out how things work, starting a whole bunch of projects
and never finishing them, not going to the gym.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Camus, William Gibson, Heinlein, Cormac McCarthy, any books about
motorsports or computing history, comix along the lines of Michael
DeForge, Johnny Ryan, Simon Hanselmann, Chris Ware, Los Bros
Hernandez, etc etc. Hirohiko Araki, Tsutomu Nihei
I like old movies -- noir films, '80s and '90s cyberpunk dystopian
junk, troma flicks, anything with a good atmosphere or straight up
I'm trying to widen my culinary horizons and get more into cooking.
I'll try just about anything though, as long as I can't tell what
it used to be when it was alive and I don't have to expend a bunch
of effort disassembling it. Sorry lobsters.
I listen to a lot of music. Let's just leave it at that. The joy of
being in your 30's is that you don't have to care and you can
listen to as much Tegan and Sara as you want.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The only way to win OKCupid is to not fill this part out.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if that gum I like is going to come back in style.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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You are the eternal void.
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