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VlDEODR0ME

33 Ashland, VA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English, LISP (Okay), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Lethargic Warlock Nightmare Man.

When I was five I wanted to be an astronaut. Everything's been down hill since then.

Professional nerd/computer whisperer who kind of hates his job and computers in general. Amateur recluse, only because I haven't found anyone willing to pay me for that yet.

I grew up in various parts of nowhere, raised by wolves. Reluctant southerner. I'm pretty dry and almost everything I say is in jest, trust me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Constantly underestimating how smart/handsome/amazing I am.

Collecting a bunch of shitty old german cars and making them run.

Attempting to trick banks into giving me money to buy a house.

Working through all the stages of grief for what's left of my hair.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out how things work, starting a whole bunch of projects and never finishing them, not going to the gym.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Camus, William Gibson, Heinlein, Cormac McCarthy, any books about motorsports or computing history, comix along the lines of Michael DeForge, Johnny Ryan, Simon Hanselmann, Chris Ware, Los Bros Hernandez, etc etc. Hirohiko Araki, Tsutomu Nihei

I like old movies -- noir films, '80s and '90s cyberpunk dystopian junk, troma flicks, anything with a good atmosphere or straight up weird.

I'm trying to widen my culinary horizons and get more into cooking. I'll try just about anything though, as long as I can't tell what it used to be when it was alive and I don't have to expend a bunch of effort disassembling it. Sorry lobsters.

I listen to a lot of music. Let's just leave it at that. The joy of being in your 30's is that you don't have to care and you can listen to as much Tegan and Sara as you want.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The only way to win OKCupid is to not fill this part out.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if that gum I like is going to come back in style.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
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