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Vladdy

35 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I love the arts--across various media--as well as all sorts of music and play a few instruments. I love animals--fluffy and non-fluffy. I have a birthmark on my right hand that I call my button. I'm building a list of things I wish I knew more about and am doing my best to work through it. I am never at the club tearing up the dance floor, but would love to take salsa dance lessons. I like the rain, sing when no one is listening and have several other interesting facets to my personality that I really don't think you could get from a brief little profile.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a freelance advertising creative, though I don't plan on doing that for the rest of my life. At times, it can be rather soul-sucking, but I love the creative challenge it poses. Outside of work--which doesn't define my life--I'm passionate about the arts, animal rights, am a dork and watch cartoons and like to ramble on and on when I write.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Solving those bar puzzles where you have to try to remove the ring. I'm good at wiggling my nose like a bunny. I'm good at making random little art projects in various media which often wind up as random little gifts to friends. I'm good at enjoying theater, poetry and other things that aren't "manly" while being comfortable with my masculinity.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not the droid you are looking for. But if you came here looking for a droid to date, you've come to the wrong website. I'm a people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I’m just going to list poets... Kim Addonizio, W H Auden, E E Cummings, Vladimir Mayakovsky, James Merrill, John Ashbery, Allen Ginsberg, Jack Kerouac, Marie Ponsot, Harold Norse, Frank O’Hara, Charles Bukowski, Denise Levertov, and so many more.

Movies: Lost In Translation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Akira, 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould, He Loves Me He Loves Me Not, Amelie, Annie Hall, Sex and Lucia, Spirited Away, Coffee and Cigarettes, Eat Drink Man Woman, Love and Death, The City of Lost Children, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Magnolia, Memento, Il Postino, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Blues Brothers, Last Life in the Universe, Being There, Wings of Desire, Buena Vista Social Club, Babette's Feast, Waking Ned Devine, King of Hearts, American Splendor, Cinema Paradiso, Duck Soup, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and for all the bad movies there's MST3K, RiffTrax and Cinematic Titanic.

TV: [adult swim], Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Venture Brothers, Sealab 2021, Robot Chicken, MXC, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, MythBusters, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Pushing Daisies, Wonderfalls, Dead Like Me, Invader Zim, FLCL, Cowboy Bebop, Slings & Arrows, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Muppet Show, Top Gear (UK), Warehouse 13 and all the cartoons I grew up with in the 80's.

Music: Aretha Franklin, Charlie Parker, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Chicago, Completely Grocery, Count Basie, Cubanismo, Dead Kennedys, Drums & Tuba, Elliott Smith, Flogging Molly, Gogol Bordello, Harry Belafonte, Hazel, James Brown, John Coltrane, Joshua Redman, Kenny Wayne Shepherd, KMFDM, Leadbelly, Leo Kottke, Less Than Jake, Marvin Gaye, Morphine, Mountain Goats, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Nine Inch Nails, Pirate Jenny, Primus, Prince Buster, Ramones, Sam & Dave, Sam Cooke, Seespot, Skatalites, Skinny Puppy, Sly & The Family Stone, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Stan Getz, Stevie Wonder, Tom Waits, Toots & The Maytals, Tower Of Power, Tracy Chapman, Ventures, Violent Femmes, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Ween

Food: I enjoy a wide ranger of cuisines. Favorites include: Indian, Thai and Ethiopian. Though it's hard to beat good fresh fruit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question is rather vague and would depend on the situation. I would require six different things if I were underwater being attacked by zombie Snorks brandishing spear guns, as opposed to being chased across the Sahara desert by angry jawas who have traded in their little ion blasters for flamethrowers. Though each would be quite startling making in both cases item number six be a clean pair of underwear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What was the name of the bad guy from Tron?

I daydream a lot, about lots of things... except for kicking puppies. I'd never daydream about kicking puppies 'cause kicking puppies is wrong and I'm astonished that you'd suggest such a thing.

Do doorbells in the southern hemisphere go "Dong-Ding?"

If Darth Vader is on the dark side of the force then why did he use a lightsaber? Shouldn't he have gotten a darksaber when he went evil?

Also, we can modify fruit to grow that has no seeds, but we can't make bananas that don't have banana strings? Let's get on that people!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...quite certain that the next day will be Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still think Ducktales is a good show.

I somehow managed to pants myself and fall flat on my face while dressed as a ninja for Halloween when I was little. Sadly, my ninja skills have not progressed much.

Sometimes when I sing along to a song, I sing along to one of the instruments instead of the lyrics.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you've read this far 'cause I must have done something to catch your attention, so say hello. I dare ya.