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Vladeworthy

22 M Moscow, Russia

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
"This is ground control to Major Tom."

Because that's how I want to start my introduction.

Okay, let's get the ball rolling by saying that I'm majoring in foreign languages: Japanese (N3 level), Spanish and English, focusing on English and Spanish for now. And yes, Japanese is a difficult language to learn and it can be quite tedious sometimes, but it's also rewarding; especially when you you've learned kanji by heart for the next lesson: it's like adding more and more letters to the alphabet (I know, that sounds incredibly dorky).
I consider myself as a calm, smart and interesting person (well, maybe not interesting).

I prefer spending my free time quietly, reading books or watching some TV series\movies, but once or twice a week I go out and photograph everything that I find beautiful.

Can't really say that I get enough activities, but my schedule is fine - I can always throw in a new pastime or two in it.

I don't really want to speak about my pros and cons, because it'll look rather hypocritical judging yourself like that. I'll let you to decide about this.

And...I thought this website supposed to be a meeting ground for horny geeks and nerds, I was wrong, yes?

Apparently, I was, because there are no women in my general area. Fo' shame.

Worst. Introduction. Ever.
What I’m doing with my life
Wait, let me check.

Okay, it's all in the way it's supposed to be.

I'm trying to graduate from my university, get a decent job and find my place in life.
Main goal of my life, however, is very simple - I want to get as much wisdom as I can. I don't want to be a genius, I want to be wise.
And right now I'm trying to find a girlfriend and learn how to play guitar (and I fail miserably in both of these things).

Oh, also I'm working as a translator. Guess what I'm doing? That's right, Tyrone, I'm translating lotsa cartoons from English to Russian for a big-ass cartoonfest which will take place in Moscow very soon.

Hopefully I'll get paid by that time.
I’m really good at
Pleasing women. Don't you laugh, I'm serious!

Aside from that - spending my time in the way I want it to be spent.
Cooking desserts (waffles especially), counseling people, pop culture\movie references (awesome, right?), filling out empty essays, singing in a shower, annoying everyone with my smart-ass attitude.

That and...you know, Video Games.

Oh god, this is embarrassing, I can't think about anything else.

Can we...move on?
...Please?
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I'm a "man of a mystery" (or just maybe nobody cares about me). Because I don't want people to know everything about me. It could prove to be quite bad, I'm gonna feel "exposed" and vulnerable. And raped. And used.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Divine Comedy, Wasp Factory, Witcher's universe (there're 7 books in there, dude) and of course, my Japanese textbook.

Movies: Clerks, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Pulp Fiction (didn't expected that one, did ya?), Fifth Element, Back to the Future, Interstate 60.

TV Series: House M.D., Breaking Bad, Californication, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, LOST (ending sucked), Scrubs, X-Files, Supernatural and...Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Malcolm in the Middle - these TV series were totally cool!

Music: Alternative(Prodigy), Electronic (Crystal Method), Hard Rock (shitloads of them), Jazz, Industrial(Nine Inch Nails), Experimental Rock (Nirvana), Instrumental (Baroque,Classic and modern Japanese), Folk, 60s (Jimi Hendrix all the way!),70s, 90s.
Food: Japanese and Spanish food are awesome! But I can go with any decent cooked meal.

And every existing video game ever. Except for League of Legends. Overcasualized piece of shit.
The six things I could never do without
Good book
Comfy bed
Difficult task
Cloudy weather
Mandatory masturbation
Oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Register on Okcupid", they said. "Find a girlfriend", they said...

Everything that needs my attention.
Most of all I think about myself and about various ways to improve my skills in some subjects or just plain self-improvement (simple but yet so difficult!).
On a typical Friday night I am
You don't want to know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that I don't believe in American moon landing of 1969.

Oh, and I'm a little bit sadistic, in terms of sex.

Other than that...well...I always cry at the end of Terminator 2.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I'm your last hope. Seriously, if you have an alternative - use it.

Oh, and on the side note - I like girls who message me first without waiting for my first message to them. That will prove that you're actually interested in me (for some reason).