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26 Saint Charles, MO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:50pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm the type of person who you would ask, "Do you sit at home and practice your impression of [insert character/person]?"

I always laugh it off and say no, but I am lying straight to your face.
What I’m doing with my life
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First priority: becoming someone's #mcm

Secondary: an amazing career opportunity has brought me back to St. Louis. It's been quite a few years since I've lived here and I'm thrilled to be back--I'm closer to my friends and family.

As for specifics, I work for a small startup doing a bit of everything but mostly marketing. I really love my job and enjoy the people I work with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making waiters/waitresses forget that they are working for a few moments
-Holding doors open for strangers
-Trying not to judge people when they fail to thank me for holding the door open
-Diffusing hostile situations
-Typing over 110 WPM
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
would be my voice, if we throw physical appearances out the window. Let's be real though. It's the mustache. The thing is absurd *and negotiable*.

-RIP Mustache: 2013-2014 -- I will never forget you.

Also, I might implement the male equivalent of resting bitch face occasionally. You'll have to fill me in on this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food: I once had tuna tartare at a restaurant called Oceano's. I think of it almost every other day.

Music: Portugal. The Man, Eels, The Beatles, Pretty Lights, David Bowie, TV on the Radio, Blitzen Trapper, Jose Gonzalez, Daft Punk, Lifeformed, Royksopp, Alex Turner, ELO, Deer Tick, Elbow, Neutral Milk Hotel, Broken Bells, Franz Ferdinand, DJ Danger Mouse, Jack White, Beirut, Clint Mansell, Zeppelin, Kimbra, Cold War Kids, Kasabian, Arcade Fire, The New Pornographers, Blonde Redhead, Bon Iver, Gorillaz, Muse, Built To Spill, Spoon, Tally Hall...

Shows: Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek (preferably TNG), MST3K, Arrested Development, Running Wilde, Louie, The League, Futurama, Bob's Burgers, Workaholics, Firefly, The Walking Dead, Wilfred, Lost, Better Off Ted, The Inbetweeners (UK), Spaced, Cosmos, Avatar: The Last Airbender, TED Talks, Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, Bizarre Foods, No Reservation, QI (Quite Interesting), How I Met Your Mother... Ok this is getting out of hand.

Books: I read graphic novels here and there, but I mainly stick to reading articles and scientific journals. I like to read about any topic that interests me. I just want to understand how things work.

Movies: I. Love. Film.

Current Games: Fucking Destiny... :-|
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My rice cooker
-Friend people
-I am growing less dependent on Reddit
-My sugar glider (this is according to future me)
-Going places
-Laughing so hard that the concept of laughter no longer makes sense.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether or not Rick Grimes is just an awful zombie who is constantly failing to eat his son, Carl.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
pretending I have a sugar glider.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I jam out to Lily Allen.
You should message me if
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you're funny.

Do not message me if:
-you abbreviate the word 'doctor' when it's not being used as a title in a sentence
-you have a 'do not message me if' clause in your profile*

*I do not plan on messaging myself.