Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


27 F West Hollywood, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly other
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
I'm not looking for a relationship, but I am open to it. I'm not looking for "hook up". I am looking for good company - drinks, live music, conversation...Someone to unwind with. That is all.

I am not a shallow person and I will respond to *almost* all messages. I like to have conversations with people and I have the ability to converse with people about things deeper than what is on the surface. I wouldn't want to miss out on knowing a person who might turn out to be amazing- and I only wish that everyone would have the same values.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a legal assistant at a law firm. I never thought this is what I would be doing with my every day, but love my job. Although I sometimes want to stick my head in an oven, I at least have the health insurance now to take care of me if I actually do...

But wait! There's more!!

Fun fact: I also have a 10 year old child. No...No, I didn't kidnap him, he's actually mine... Like...I made him...Like...he's real.

Yes... He lives with me...I get asked that a lot. I've been trying to get him to move out, but with this economy, he can't really seem to keep a steady job. Freeloader.

I KNOW that this little tidbit bothers a lot of people, but seriously... seriously... get over it.

Pro tip: A lot of people tend to think that I'm looking for some sort of "replacement father" for my son. That's just bonkers! I would only introduce my child to someone that I am in a long-term steady relationship with. I keep my dating life and my home-life separate.

Please try to avoid using this cop-out. Thanks.
I’m really good at
Wine tasting. By the bottle.

I love to write.

I'm an amazing cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
I often tend to shy away from new situations and people. I am a true introvert until I get to really know and trust someone.

I don't think that is something you would "notice" right away, but it is something that explains a lot about me.

I honestly don't really know how to answer this. Maybe it's that I wear the same type of outfit every single day of my life: pants, tank top, button cardigan. Every day. Like a cartoon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll keep it short. I love a lot of books, movies and shows. A few are:

With that in mind:
Movie: Jurassic Park/Wet Hot American Summer
Shows: The People's Court/Shark Tank
Music: Cat Stevens
Book: I like fiction/non fiction about the brain and mental disorders.
Food: Trader Joes. All of it.

TL;DR: I have great taste in everything
The six things I could never do without
spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.

Listing things that I could never do with out is difficult. There are a lot of things that I don't need in my life-- To make it easier, I will list things that I HATE, and CAN live with out.

DISCLAIMER:*I've noticed that there are quite a few people reading my profile with no sense of humor. You need one to understand me, you need one to understand the following list*

Things Alex CAN do without:

1. Parking Enforcement Nazis- You know of this first hand if you live in my area.

2. People who are extremely lazy, and use it as an excuse for doing NOTHING.

3. One-Uppers.. You know the people who when you say something, they try to "top you", even though it's a conversation- not a competition of "who had the better weekend"

4. Religious nuts

5. Pickles

6. When people leave food in my car.

7. People that want me to 're-post' stupid things on Facebook.
Jesus doesn't give a shit if I forward something to 100 of my closest friends.

8. People who give me lip about smoking

9. People who comment on how dirty my car is, but then they
leave more things in my car for me to clean up.

10. People who insist you eat/try something that you know you don't like.

11. People that ask "why?", when I already gave them a straight answer. This is usually about my food allergies-- "You want some ____?" - "I'm allergic to it"- "Why?"

12. People that ask me extremely personal questions before meeting me.

13. People who won't admit how cool and awesome David Lee Roth is.

14. People that ask me "What is Alex short for?" It's short for Debbie, you douchebag.

15. People who ask me "Why did you move to Los Angeles/West Hollywood?".... Why shouldn't I have moved here?! I love traffic and living in a place where my career field is over populated. I like paying twice as much for groceries as I did back home and I also hate breathing clean air. I moved here cuz it's amazing... Now, If I moved to some bumpiss place like Texas or Iowa, then you should probably ask me "...why..?"

16. Glendale

17. Everything about Glendale

18. Surprises.

19. Mustard

20. Mayonnaise

21. Blisters

22. Having to share a bathroom with someone that uses all your products and doesn't tell you-- I was once in the shower only to discover that I was out of both shampoo and body wash. I ended up using Dawn dish-soap to wash my body and hair. I was never the same again.

23. instagram.

24. People who understand what I mean when I say something, but still find the need to correct me.

25. Jollybee- It's in the carson mall (and probably other horrible places) Seriously. Fuck this place.

26. Iceland

27. People who don't confirm plans.

28. Dogs that poop.

29. People who don't say "thank you" when I say "bless you". I'm not a religious man, however, I am a polite one. Say "thank you", goddammit!

30. Long lines.

31. Soho House in West Hollywood- and anyone who has ever been there.

32. Steampunk....I fucking can't stand steampunk.

33. I hate when people say the "E" sound after the word Hawaii. This drives me nuts, I don't care if it's correct.

I keep adding and adding to this list. I enjoy it. I've retitled this section "Things Alex Just Fucking Hates"

On a positive note, I guess I can name things I like too:
I'm going to avoid the obvious douche bag answers like "water" and "air"

1. Health insurance
2. Wine

I really can't think of anything else that I could possibly never do without. I'll come back to it.

TL;DR: I will pick you and everything you love apart, but at least it'll be funny.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
happy hour and how long until happy hour.
On a typical Friday night I am
To be honest, I almost never have plans... Either I will text people 10 minutes before I feel like actually doing something-- or I will just end up staying home and taking an awesome nap.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm into extreme couponing and online slot machines.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to go out and explore Los Angeles. I enjoy finding new places around town, having a drink or going to get a really good cup of coffee and having a great conversation with a great person.

Just thought I would mention: I do have a preference not to date someone who is going through recovery. Although I do wish you the best, from my past relationship/dating experience, I would prefer to not share my life with anyone struggling with addiction.

TL;DR: I like wine and sometimes coffee, but not meth.