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VodkaSalad

27 West Hollywood, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm here to date.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a legal assistant at a law firm. I don't want to talk about it any further. I have a love/hate relationship with what I do every single day...

But wait! There's more!!

Fun fact: I also have a 10 year old child. No...No, I didn't kidnap him, he's actually mine... Like...I made him...Like...he's real.

Yes... He lives with me...I get asked that a lot. I've been trying to get him to move out, but with this economy, he can't really seem to keep a steady job. Freeloader.

I KNOW that this little tidbit bothers a lot of people, but seriously... seriously... get over it.

Pro tip: A lot of people tend to think that I'm looking for some sort of "replacement father" for my son. That's just bonkers! I would only introduce my child to someone that I am in a long-term steady relationship with. I keep my dating life and my home-life separate.

Please try to avoid using this cop-out. Thanks.
I’m really good at
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Wine tasting. By the bottle.

I love to write.

I'm an amazing cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I often tend to shy away from new situations and people. I am a true introvert until I get to really know and trust someone.

I don't think that is something you would "notice" right away, but it is something that explains a lot about me.

I honestly don't really know how to answer this. Maybe it's that I wear the same type of outfit every single day of my life: pants, tank top, button cardigan. Every day. Like a cartoon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A short list:

Movie: Jurassic Park, Wet Hot American Summer, Toy Story... so many movies!!!!

Shows: Shark Tank, The People's Court, Extreme Couponing, Arrested Development.

Music: I like the music your grandparents are into. Otherwise, the Eels is one of my favorite bands, there are SO many more to name and the list is endless. Being first generation, I grew up listening to a lot of world music.. be it French songs from the 60's or Spanish reggae, I really enjoy music that isn't in English.

Book: I like fiction/non fiction about the brain and mental disorders.

Food: All food. Obviously.

TL;DR: I have great taste in everything
The six things I could never do without
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This list used to be longer, but to summarize, the six things things I COULD NEVER do without:
1. Adobe Creative Cloud
2. Commercial-free radio
3. Iced Coffee
4. 24-hour grocery store nearby
5. heavy-weight blanket
6. Pinot Noir

Things I COULD do without:
1. Bad drivers
2. Waiting in line
3. Phil Collins
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
happy hour and how long until happy hour.

I try not to think about work when I'm not at work.

I tend to think a lot about what I REALLY want to do with my life, and how to make a living doing it. (I want to take naps for a living)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
To be honest, I almost never have plans... Either I will text people 10 minutes before I feel like actually doing something-- or I will just end up staying home and taking an awesome nap.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One of my biggest guilty pleasures is couponing. I'm really good at it. I cut my grocery bill in half from what it used to be before I started using coupons.

I can't stand beards.
You should message me if
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You want to go out and explore Los Angeles. I enjoy finding new places around town, having a drink or going to get a really good cup of coffee and having a great conversation with a great person.

Just thought I would mention: I do have a preference not to date someone who is going through recovery. Although I do wish you the best, from my past relationship/dating experience, I would prefer to not share my life with anyone struggling with addiction.

TL;DR: I like wine and sometimes coffee, but not meth.

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