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Volapturaptor

31 Austin, TX Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Korean (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(THIS GENTLELADY IS TICKLISH ABOUT SELF-PR. HENCE, AN OLD FRIEND THE NARRATOR IS TAKING OVER HER PROFILE-WRITING ACTIVITY.)

SHE HAS:
-The best laughter, light, gingerly and with much verve.
-Many interests and no time to pursue them, like a good jack-of-all-trades-in-modernity

SHE IS:
-Complex but doesn't take herself too seriously.
-Quick with a quip but always tender.

SHE CAN:
-Stand on one foot, but not too long
-Touch her chin with her tongue but not her nose
-Can sit on a rocking chair but not in winter time, because it's much too cold, and it's time to go home anyways.

SHE MAKES:
-Foods that taste like air and condiments-- iceberg lettuce with ketchup, asian pear with jam,
-Too many type-os (hence the typing intervention) because she never learned to touch-type (instead two-finger types very fast, though a bit noisy).

SHE LIKES:
-The odd, the artsy, and the nerdy because she can appreciate many forms of insanity. (But if you try too hard, she is sure to giggle)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In her past life, she wanted to curate museums and fly back and forth across the globe. Now she's working mon-fri in an office, doing work she believes makes people happier, but which sadly does not take her across oceans very often.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Languages.
-Making people feel warm and good.
-Listening to stories, though she's not the best storyteller herself (they always meander somewhere else, but perhaps that's amusing in itself).
-Laughing at the world, while being completely engaged with its tragedies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall stature, striking big smile, swaying movements. (Among our friends, we call her our Beethoven because she cuddles and loves you like a St. Bernard-- you can nuzzle her, but she may fall asleep on you...)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-LOOK, we all know the drill: I can list her cultural paradigms (her love of Alex Pareene and William Wimsatt, her ability to appreciate high and low culture, from Zoolander to Damien Rice to Amitav Ghosh).
-BUT you can discuss taste and interest and all things eclectic, if and when you get to know her-- that's half the fun, eh?
-SUFFICE to say, she reads voraciously, is an excellent conversationalist and can tell a decent joke.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This narrator presumes...
-sense of humor
-buddies,
-red wine,
-enthralling works of fiction,
-breaking nonsensical rules (like the # of items on a list)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
(Really, OKcupid? Do we dare disclose the contents of our neurotic, kinky minds?)
PREVIOUS comment applies-- find out for yourself, and you might be pleasantly surprised!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows? My guess is... in the library when she's in nerd-mode, otherwise whatever the city of Austin has to offer-- she's a New Yorker transplanted in Texas, but seems surprisingly amused by the sunny state
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This one I cannot speak for...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like creative, curious, confident, spontaneous, intelligent-- and can teach her how to type properly (really, for all our friends' sakes-- we can't handle any more undecipherable emails.) Oh, and if you won't question the veracity of the narrator.