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Voldermort74

37 M Killeen, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Something nice, fake story, present myself as I think you'd like so I can trick you into sex. there, we've cut through all the crap...be real with me, I'll be real with you...let's not put on fake fronts of who we WISH we were or who we THINK the other person will except. Maybe then, we won't find ourselves back on here in a few months with a nifty title saying, "Trying this again"...or.."Starting over"....lol
What I’m doing with my life
This is a question my mother would ask.
I’m really good at
Punching people in the face without getting punched back.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I've been punched in the face too much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Larry Niven to Barry Sadler. Movies: Typical guy fare...if you watch man hating Lifetime movies, I'd like you to look at your palm and shape your hand like you're holding an invisible cup...now lean forward and choke yourself.
The six things I could never do without
My boys, family, humor, video games, sex (not in that order...maybe) and working out (that's the FIRST warning for you fat women who try to contact me)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What every other guy thinks about...burritos!
On a typical Friday night I am
Making fun of my sons after I've beaten them down in a fighting game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a small weener for a black guy...it's only 11 inches. For shame!!!!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You have a sense of humor, NOT pretentious, like sweaty, filthy, church banning sex, and are NOT fat. Oh, did I mention the sense of humor thing? yeah, that's a biggie;-)