Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

Voluptuairy

44 F Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 29–56
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Please, do yourself a favor and read my profile. It will really help you here.

This is a new profile, but I've been on OKC for a few years. I decided to streamline.

I've lived and loved a lot, but I haven't really traveled: I really want that to change. I'm not your girl next door; I'm often told I'm not like anyone else, but I believe that can be said for anyone. I'm originally from Utah, where the underground punk and new wave scene of the 80's left a deep rebellious impression that can never be erased. I'm a horticulturist and arborist (i.e. plant geek), but now embrace advocacy as my calling. I love to dance and I've been to Burning Man, the ultimate dance event. I've gone on 9 day backpacking trips but now prefer a tempurpedic after a day of adventuring. I'm teaching myself to knit and sew, I once ran a 5k very slowly and painfully, I've professionally cooked but not for long (I'm a good cook but don't really like to cook), and I regularly swim and sunbathe nude. I'm more of a Cannabis than an alcohol kind of woman, but I'll take a good French .75 any time. I love house parties and all night dance events. I have a versatile sense of humor from sarcastic and dry to potty jokes. I prefer the latter though: I'm kind of like a 13 year old complete with fart jokes and wrestling. I'm a thrift store diva, and I'm proud of that.

I am liberal, sex positive, femme, feminist, fatshionista, fat, and fabulous.

I need affection and connection, potential and warmth.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
It's been a pretty mellow year. I started knitting again after a 3 year hiatus, I spend a LOT of time with my awesome dog. I was gifted a bike for my birthday so I've been biking again, and have helped train my dog to run along side of the bike. I haven't really danced in months and I would like that to change. I have recently been exposed to a lot of tea, so I have a LOT of tea. I recently got a pretty short hair cut and dyed half my head purple (the rest is silver).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Gardening, kissing, articulating my thoughts, dog training, being excited, cuddling, cultivating authenticity.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dimples, big ass, or hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
sci-fi, alternative, compelling, electronic, drama, Vietnamese, Grapes of Wrath, Lapsang Souchong, whiskey and apple cider.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cream, two pillows, affection/sex, something refreshing to drink, lube, warmth, and love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who I want to be.
Consumer culture.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for trouble.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kinky :) and this isn't private to anyone that knows me (neither is the kinky bit) but I go to therapy. Don't you? Why not?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are affectionate, you want more on the relationship end and less of the casual sex end of the spectrum and you like animals, dogs especially. fat isn't a shameful word for you and you are sex positive, and know what that means, have a high sex drive, and we have high matching percentages.

I probably won't answer emails with one line, or from people out of state (or out of the greater Seattle area, unless you plan on visiting Seattle very regularly) or with low matching percentages (I've set a filter for this). There are far too many cool local people to fall into that trap. Also, you should have a filled out profile.