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Vomittron

28 M Tampa, FL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Norwegian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Don't let the name scare you. It's just a name of a band I was listening to when I made this profile*

Tall (6'5) half German, half Norwegian. Changing Salt & Pepper hair, albeit still young. I go to the Gym five days a week. Laid back. I'm a realist, yet tend to have a big imagination. I quote movies a lot and tend to remember pointless things about them. I'm accompanied by a deranged sense of humor and sarcastic tone. I have a very deep voice and I sometimes mumble. A sucker for opportunity. Incredibly open minded.

The way I try to live? "No Risk, No Reward". Love adventure! Being spontaneous, whether it's traveling, random road trips or going places less traveled, I'm there.

I grew up wanting to be a nerd. My favorite movies growing up were The Revenge of the Nerds and I wanted to be 'Booger'. Now, it feels like it's a cool thing to be a nerd and I don't know how I feel about that. I enjoy going to Conventions. I like Sci-fi, fantasy, video games, comic books, board games, nerdy stuff and I'm not ashamed of it, but isn't centered towards most of my free time.

I have both my legs tattooed (and more to come) and I have a few piercings as well. I love music and I like my music awesome.

Other random things I love: Hole in the wall Asian restaurants. Indian food. Being out when it's cold outside. Bookstores. Awkward staring. The Night sky. 'B' Horror Movies. Sleeping with a fan on. Random debating and arguments. People watching. Cuddling at the movies. Sea turtles. Epic beards and mustaches. Rockabilly - Psychobilly. Playing "Whats that smell?". Graveyards. Baked goods. Cats. Comedy shows. Magicians. Cooking shows on TV, Comic books, Anime. Cartoons. Boba Tea. And Large amounts of Bacon.

*It has come to my attention that I've been told I am "Way more attractive" in person than I am in my photos. Some people just aren't photogenic. I'm one of them :P*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've recently landed a job as a Designer for a major Guitar Company and couldn't be more in love with my job. I have my own car. My own place. My own life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Me...I'm tall. My lips and grey hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
*Limited due to vastness*

Books:
Science fiction, Fantasy, Non Fiction, Biographies. The Alphabet of Manliness, A look into the future, Dragons of Autumn twilight, A Brief history of time. Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones)

Movies:
Star Wars, Galaxy Quest, James Bond movies, Revenge of the Nerds, The Island, Match Point, Closer, The Jacket, Band of Brothers, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Ninja Turtles, The Mighty Ducks trilogy, Predator, Airborne, Surf Ninjas, The Matrix, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Darjeeling Limited, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost in Translation, Bill Murray in general. Zombieland, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Hobo with a Shotgun. Cabin in The Woods, Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil, Event Horizon, Ghost World, Chill-a-rama, Stargate, The Chronicles of Riddick

Shows:
Venture Brothers, Tim and Eric, Metalocalypse, The Kids in the Hall, The IT Crowd, Superjail, The State, The Adventures of Pete& Pete, Ren & Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Chopped, Modern Marvels, No Reservations, Pawn Stars, South Park, Workaholics, Ugly Americans, Game of Thrones, Tosh. O

Music:
Wolfsheim, Panzer AG, KMFDM, Kompressor, Peter Schilling, The Smiths, Type O Negative, Stormlord, Powerglove, Equilibrium, Dimmu Borgir, Batmobile, Demented Are Go, Koffin Kats, Apoptygma Berzerk, Grendel, Funker Vogt, Das Ich, Blutengel, Pore, Psyclon Nine, Siouxsie and the Banshees, New Order, Royksopp, Crystal Castles, Grimes, Ladytron, Fever Ray, Studio Killers, Mustard Pimp, The Cure, Jesus And Mary Chain, Depeche Mode, The Smashing Pumpkins, Devin Townsend, The Knife.
80's, Electronica, Black Metal, Death Metal in general.

Food:
I love all kinds of food! There isn't really a type I dislike; however my favorites are Indian, Thai, German, and Japanese!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that don't make sense. I always think about the most complex and outrageous stuff I can think of. Mostly about factors of life and the Universe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love 80's music more than a person my age probably should.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well personally, if you think I'm:
- Awesome
- Cool because I have a good understanding of the English vernacular
- Double awesome.

You think we would get along. And you like tall guys.