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Von_Humboldt

36 / M / straight / Single

Chicago, Illinois

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Online now!
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Fit
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English, Other

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I am stardust, golden, and 1B-year-old carbon.

My Self-Summary

Summarize myself??? I'm not a TPS report. Listen, all yous gots to know is that I'm very very Richie.

What I’m doing with my life

Tidying up the nest. chirp chirp.

I’m really good at

Imitating ante-bellum southern-belles in distress..."I Nevah!"

The first things people usually notice about me

nasally voice and Polo cologne.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

B:The Red Book, by Carl Jung (though I haven't bought it yet)
1984, by George Orwell

Mov:Inglorious Basterds, by Quentin Tarantino
Holy Mountain, by Alejandro Jodorowsky

Mus: just plain good songwriting

F: Free

The six things I could never do without

1) My little kitty-cat "Swiffer" and the way he nudges my forehead every morning for breakfast.
2) Feisty women
3) Living my dream as a slow-burn performance artist
4) All the little things civilization lets us take for granted, like painless dentistry
5) Making yuppies say "WTF?"
6) The hope that it'll all make sense in the end

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The Rapture

On a typical Friday night I am

Relaxing on a leather couch swirling a brandy.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm writing this profile from the computer lab at the Cook County Jail.

You should message me if

You can make a chicken pot pie. Maw made really good chicken pot pies.