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25 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
At the moment, just looking for somebody to listen to punk rock and fool around with. If that doesn't trip you up, send me a message :-)

Dont let the tie and collar throw you off. My hair happened to look good and I was fresh from a job interview. I hate most offices a lot.

I am a: Writer of unacademic essays.
Drinker of IPAs.
Taker of pictures.
Re-thinker of and now sorta unsure of the verb-er structure and moving on to the next section SORRY EVERYBODY
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a very white, hetero-normative and bro-y (frownie face here) coffee shop and playing a LOT of guitar. I'm looking for better/more satisfying work in education so I have more money and energy to see people and explore my geography.

Looking for good hikes, beaches and running/skating routes.

ALSO LOOKING FOR: people to go hiking, beach-ing, running, skating (if you know tricks, teach me!) and musicians to keep my butt active and my brain engaged. If you play guitar or sing, let's busk Venice Beach and boost our paychex :)
I’m really good at
Getting a classroom to work.
Taking criticism
Putting people at ease
Talking about music
Rock climbing (kind of want to get back into this)
The first things people usually notice about me
All the scrapes on my knees and arms.
The sexy bags under my eyes (a healthy sleep cycle is something I've put off for years and am trying to re-develop)
Probably my outfit, if I'm on point that day.
Goofy laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Lately, it's a lot of recent garage-y punk/post-punk stuff (Parquet Courts, Cloud Nothings, Ty Segall, Wavves, etc) but the new St. Vincent is phenomenal, the new Coldplay dealie is shaping up nicely and I'm obsessed with Little Dragon once again.

Also, Queens of the Stone Age, Hot Chip, Das Racist, MIA, Big Boi, Erykah Badu, Oberhofer, Radiohead, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Outkast, Spoon, E-40, Metric, LCD Soundsystem, Grizzly Bear, Gorillaz, Le1f, Sufjan Stevens

And this, on repeat, forever:

Books: Vonnegut (as per the username!), EB White's 'Here Is New York', James Baldwin, The ASOIAF/Game Of Thrones series, Borges' 'Ficciones', Dr. Hunter S. Thompson's stuff and especially Tom Robbins' stuff.

Movies: Return of the Living Dead, Pixar movies (how nice is that opener in Up?), The Green Butchers, End of Watch, The Big Lebowski, Alien 1 & 2, Spirited Away and Miyazaki in general.

TV: Shameless (US) (WANNA CATCH UP WITH ME??), Boardwalk Empire, The Wire, Adventure Time, Parks and Rec, Game Of Thrones and the Simpsons pre-season 12. Legit if you dig Family Guy more than The Simpsons, it's absolutely not going to work.

And that's how you weed people out of your life.

I like every food but gefilte fish. Never again.
The six things I could never do without
Put some thought into this for once:

1) Radical self love
2) Good beer
3) Apparently, skateboarding.
4) Constant tumbling critical thought
5) A creative outlet of some kind, writing, drawing, making music, making art, etc.
6) Teaching

7) A roiling crowd of geniuses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Privilege and systems of power. How so many people really limit to two the number of sides to a story.

GEOGRAPHY. It's such a powerful anchor to our feelings and memories and here I go again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Remembering it's the weekend

Either drinking or catching up on or with family and friends, or all three if I'm lucky. Or if I'm being productive and old-school, writing a letter or reading in a quiet room or belting out Wavves songs on guitar in my apartment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have social anxiety/depression symptoms that I've laughed off as part of my "weird personality" but which I'm becoming aware is more than that. It can be a pain in the butt sometimes. I'm happy to try and talk about it with you though.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you think we would get along on some level, I'm open to new friends and pen pals! Seriously, I just moved out here and I know about 5 people am now developing a Friendship Amoeba, as I call it. Ask me about it!* Also I like sending big thoughtful emails to people, and getting really big thoughtful emails back.

If you want to date or hook up, just know that I am interested in casual relationships for the moment and curious about poly. If that's a huge dealbreaker, we can discuss it ongoing, but if that's a problem, please bring it up with me if I haven't already.

If you skate/longboard and wanna go on a run with me, let me know! UPDATE: I CAN NOW DROP IN ON SHALLOW SLOPES AND SKATE BACKWARDS A LITTLE.

If you wanna get more tattoos with me.

If you give people the benefit of the doubt and aren't a racist, homophobic or sexist fuck. Basically, if you understand privilege and actively work to reverse decades of cultural brainwashing, hmu.

*^^^This part is crucial to the Friendship Amoeba.