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Vonnegutsy

31 M Houston, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 4, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a fun loving, cocktail drinking, tree climbing musician that loves sports and Texas and you!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a chauffeur for the Omni Hotel and I love my job! I meet some of the most interesting people from all over the world every single day. From Canadian oil field workers to Croatian delegates to the guy that writes all the academy sports commercials and everyone in between.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Massages, playing records, listening, climbing trees and almost anything I try to do I'm mildly talented at. This sounds like I'm gloating, but, I am actually complaining.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a scar on my forehead from a hit and run incident on my bike. I wasn't wearing a helmet. I could get it removed, but I leave it as a reminder to always wear my helmet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Kurt Vonnegut, Granddaddy, Arrested Development, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, and my thrown together home cooking.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kurt Vonnegut's wisdom, Air, Water, beef jerky, my scooter, and my eventual life partner.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trees and birds and mountains and puppies and sports and how awesome boobs are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Driving around rich people and then, most likely, I am getting drunk as a teen popstar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a man crush on Ryan Gosling.
You should message me if
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If you want to have fun.