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27 London, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:54am
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 4" (1.63m)
Other but it’s not important
Doesn’t want kids
My self-summary
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Witty. At least I like to think so. Sarcastic, dry, but wrapped up charmingly so.

I trained as an actress and am still knocking on that door and enjoy it when the chance to show off comes along. The rest of the time I work with special needs children, because I'm practically a saint.

Very interested in healthy life styling, gyming and learning about the joys of spirulina. However it doesn't stop me getting drunk and buying dirty chicken on the way home... *update* I'm veggie now and think the market is desperately lacking in vegiterian drunk food!
What I’m doing with my life
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What I can! I decided 'doing' was the key to happiness and the more you put out (behave!), inevitably some crap will come back, but the more chance you have of good things coming back to you.

I would say the worlds my oyster, but oysters taste like someone's gobbed in your mouth, so I think that analogy is a little off...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
*Putting together a killer fancy dress costume.

*Pulling off hats.

*Pretending to be other people (sometimes as a profession)



*Being bendy (yoga bendy, not contortionist bendy)

*Not being grumpy on the tube in rush hour
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair.

And probably my knockers...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like lots of different things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Things that make me laugh.

-The gym

-Red wine

-A cheese board (although trying to wean myself off. Failing.)

-The Secret (Judge. Go ahead. I don't care)

-My bag. (It always ends up like it was a hand-me-down from Mary Poppins)

I want to add another. It makes seven now, but I'm something of a maverick so I don't care...

- Ellipses...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If there is someone on the tube who is reading my mind. Then I have a one sided conversation with them. Usually resulting in me telling them if they don't like it to get out of my head.

That and the sitcom I want to write but never seems to materialise.

And how scary it is that UKIP is an actual party that people are actually voting for. Wtf man!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like toe socks.
You should message me if
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You like trying new things, are active and creative.

And you send me a message that shows that you've read my profile. 'Hi' just doesn't cut it, sorry.