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My self-summary
Witty. At least I like to think so. Sarcastic, dry, but wrapped up charmingly so.

I trained as an actress and am still knocking on that door and enjoy it when the chance to show off comes along. The rest of the time I work with special needs children, because I'm practically a saint.

Very interested in healthy life styling, gyming and learning about the joys of spirulina. However it doesn't stop me getting drunk and buying dirty chicken on the way home... *update* I'm veggie now and think the market is desperately lacking in vegetarian drunk food!
What I’m doing with my life
What I can! I decided 'doing' was the key to happiness and the more you put out (behave!), inevitably some crap will come back, but the more chance you have of good things coming back to you.

I would say the worlds my oyster, but oysters taste like someone's gobbed in your mouth, so I think that analogy is a little off...
I’m really good at




The first things people usually notice about me
My hair.

And probably my knockers...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like lots of different things.
The six things I could never do without
-Things that make me laugh.

-The gym or some form of exercise

-Red wine

-A cheese board (although trying to wean myself off. Failing.)

-The Secret (Judge. Go ahead. I don't care)

-My bag. (It always ends up like it was a hand-me-down from Mary Poppins)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If there is someone on the tube who is reading my mind. Then I have a one sided conversation with them. Usually resulting in me telling them if they don't like it to get out of my head.

That and the sitcom I want to write but never seems to materialise.

And how scary it is that UKIP is an actual party that people are actually voting for. Wtf man!?
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not telling you! I don't even know you!

You should message me if
You like trying new things, are active and creative.

And you send me a message that shows that you've read my profile. 'Hi' just doesn't cut it, sorry.