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31 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:41am
5′ 9″ (1.74m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from Ph.D program
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Hungarian (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to think that Woody Allen has already said everything there is to be said about my life. Then I realised that some of the self-inflicted absurdities (missing two flights in one day, anyone?) even he couldn't have predicted.

Other than that, this is supposed to be a self-summary so here it goes:

The creature, the feature
The social science teacher

The reader, the dreamer
The ardent non-believer

The restive, the festive
The centre-left progressive

The jokester, the fraudster
The mental roller-coaster

The tactic, the hat-trick
The professional skeptic

The grumbler, the gambler
Friend of the bartender

The tyrant, the pliant
The European migrant

The fighter, the writer
The Wizzair frequent flyer
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching/researching political economy at uni. If you are one of my students, the fact that you were on my profile stays between us.

In the meanwhile, striving to become a wiser and better person. There is always some room for improvement.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, I do have some awesome talents: Being a rock-star is not one of them, unfortunately. The closest I ever got was karaoke in Ljubljana and predictably caused lasting wounds in the hearts and minds.

My real talents include anything to do with balls, cards, snow and clash of ideas: tennis, ping-pong, squash (better at backhand than at forehand for some weird reason), pool, football, foosball, bridge, poker, ski, snowboard. If you think bridge is for old ladies, we need to have a serious conversation about that. I am also a good talker, debater and listener, provided they can be true at the same time.

Last but not least, I am amazingly skilled at popping bubble-wraps at an incredible speed. I was born this way.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fountain of eternal wisdom in my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Joke by Kundera

Film: Incendies (Villeneuve) with Pulp-fiction and Fight Club as close contenders

Show: Breaking Bad

Music: Guns n' Roses (I am in my 30s so it is permissible)

Food: Brassói Aprópecsenye (whatever, google it)

And my favourite quote: "Life is like a metaphor. Sometimes it's shit."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Google/Wikipedia

2) Double-macchiato (No Sir, I believe it is NOT the same thing as a double-espresso with milk, but please do keep the change)

3) Sarcasm

4) Spell-check. Or is it spellcheck?

5) An objective opinion

6) Spare keys

6+1) My legendary luck
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether every human emotion and instinct really just boils down to some chemical reaction.

The perfection of camouflaging skills in nature. Check out this dude, for instance :

How future anthropologists will interpret clubbing in the evolutionary process of Homo Sapiens.

Why people vote the way they do

What goes around, does it really come around?

Have I already put sugar in my coffee?


Selection bias

Is Messi a human?

...whether I think too much?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reinventing the wheel over a beer or two. Maybe still laughing at a joke I heard on a typical Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I often wear mixed socks because the sock-eating laundry machine is NOT a myth.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you don't want to spend two hours over a drink talking about the weather.

If you find this Nietzsche quote inspirational: "And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music".

If you think the Ministry of Silly Walks by Monty Python is hilarious.

If exchanging a few written words doesn't cause you physical/mental pain because I would feel terribly responsible.

If you have a healthy dose of critical attitude towards the conventional axis of power in society.

If your vocab is amazing so that I can learn from you. Which makes you amazing, by extension, of course.