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Voodoobjr

31 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.74m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hungarian (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to think that Woody Allen has already said everything there is to be said about my life. Then I realised that some of the self-inflicted absurdities (missing two flights in one day, anyone?) even he couldn't have predicted.

That doesn't stop me from having awesome talents. Being a rock-star is not one of them, unfortunately. The closest I ever got was karaoke in Ljubljana and predictibly caused lasting wounds in the hearts and minds.

My real talents include anything to do with balls, cards, snow and clash of ideas. To get a sense of my likes, just fill in the usual blanks: drinks, exhibitions, parks, sports, cinema, theatre, gigs, I am all game. I dislike clubbing though because I have this crazy expectation that I want to hear what you have to say. I often wonder how future anthropologists will interpret clubbing in the evolutionary process of Homo Sapiens.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am teaching and researching political economy at uni. Please don't ask me what that is because I am not sure myself. If you are one of my students, this stays between us.

In the meanwhile, striving to become a wiser and better person. There is plenty of room for improvement.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seriously? Let's do this the other way around.

I am pretty bad at :

Navigating my way through bureaucracy, winking, singing, drawing, accents, the pop-culture part in pub quizzes, fine-motor skills, using semicolons; and probably a lot more but I don't want to commit a profile-harakiri.

I am pretty good at everything else obviously. Strangely enough, I am better at backhand than at forehand when it comes to rackets. I also kick ass in bridge and poker but if you think the former is an old ladies' game for teatime, we gotta have a serious conversation about that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fountain of eternal wisdom in my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Joke by Kundera

Film: Incendies (Villeneuve) with Pulp-fiction and Fight Club as close contenders

Breaking Bad, duuuuh...

Music: Guns n' Roses (I am in my 30s so it is permissible)

Food: Brassói Aprópecsenye (whatever, google it)

And my favourite quote: "Life is like a metaphor. Sometimes it's shit."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Google/Wikipedia

2) Double-macchiato (No Sir, I believe it is NOT the same thing as a double-espresso with milk, but please do keep the change)

3) Sarcasm

4) Spell-check. Or is it spellcheck?

5) An objective opinion

6) A second chance

6+1) My legendary luck
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether every human emotion and instinct really just boils down to some chemical reaction.

How on earth has camouflaging come about in evolution. For this dude, for instance : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckP8msIgMYE

What goes around, does it really come around?

Have I already put sugar in my coffee?

Why people vote the way they do

Endogeneity

Selection bias

Is Messi a human?

...whether I think too much?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reinventing the wheel over a beer or two. Maybe still laughing at a joke I heard on a typical Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I often wear mixed socks because the sock-eating laundry machine is NOT a myth.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you don't want to spend two hours over a drink talking about the weather.

If you think the Ministry of Silly Walks by Monty Python is hilarious.

If exchanging a few written words doesn't cause you physical/mental pain because I would feel terribly responsible.

If you have a healthy dose of critical attitude towards the conventional axis of power in society.

If your vocab is amazing so that I can learn from you. Which makes you amazing, by extension, of course.