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36 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:54pm
6′ 6″ (1.99m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and very serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I hate this forum for meeting people! If you know me from my pictures, send me a message. I very rarely log in here or send messages... meeting people through a digital forum seems ridiculous.

School during the week and bartending on the weekend, I am often a ridiculously busy person.

I am Gluten free... not as a life choice, it is a medical condition that causes my skin to develop red welts and my internals to be far too angry for even this forum. Gluten intolerancebartendel!

If your still reading after hearing that I don't have time for you and have a "fad" condition, you might be a keeper.
What I’m doing with my life
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Regretting my misspent 20s. Finally made it back to college and loving it. Last time I focused on Renaissance oil painting and Linguistics (I am a hippy in my heart of hearts) but left to support my friends small business when I was 5 credits from graduating. (Speech and health... boring).

Recently, I have been studying business with a focus on accounting, but I became so bored I was afraid my eyes would bleed. Now I am deciding between Computer Engineering, Computer Science, or Physics... most likely it will end up being a combination of all of the above.

I quit smoking in December, this has become a catalyst for me to improve myself physically. Cooking more at home, eating healthier and spending time at the gym. I am a nerdy dude, but like to be healthy..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Witty comebacks (often at the expense of my friends).
Dancing like a gangly freak.
Being the nerdiest guy in the room, in all the best ways
Condescending the children who think they know about... anything.
Getting attacked by bums. (Heh, true stories)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Holy shit! That guy is tall, and has a mohawk. I bet he likes cats.

In a bar... I am the guy either playing pinball or reading a book. After over a decade of tending bar, they have become my living room away from home.

I try not to be annoyingly articulate, but I read a lot and prefer speaking well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This could take days...
Books: Hyperion, Game of Thrones, Altered Carbon, Name of the Wind
Movies: Big Trouble in Little China, Pitch Black, Dead Man on Campus, Raid: Redemption
Shows: Babylon 5, Arrested Development, Reaper, Dead like me, Dexter, The Daily Show, Metalacolypse
Music: Coil, Sisters of Mercy, The Damned, Scissor Sisters, Empire of the Sun
Food: Spicy as hell... Mexican and Thai (No pork, No Gluten)
Video Games: Metroidvania, Rogue like, Competitive
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Flashy earrings, a book, hoody, headphones, wallet and cellphone... I am 90's fashioned.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Returning to college as a creaky post 30 punk. Done!

Now I look around and wonder if I was ever so young... (this isn't meant to be condescending, there is a vibrance to life that I am reminded of and revitalized by because of my classmates, and I take it back... I am condescending).

Where do sign up to have my head sealed in glass? (I want to have words with some of those Futurama heads!)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work Friday and Saturday nights... so, I babysit drunks and attempt to keep a smile.

My friends can come by for drinks and help with sanity, otherwise I am unavailable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask me... no idea what to even respond with. I dressed in drag in my 20's, had a very short stint as a stripper, sleep too little, have epic post apoc dreams, and sometimes talk to trees. (My early years were spent in a log cabin my dad built in the woods).

P.S. I am a little shy when it comes to women that interest me, this is the only time I am not dynamically throwing myself out there.
You should message me if
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I am here to develop a friendship that has the possibility of developing a relationship. If my profile makes you cautious, don't message me... I am stubborn, and very aware of who I am and want to be.