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Vyl3tt3Riot

33 Renton, WA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 22
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've come to identify as a neo bohemian and confirmed hedonist as well as a relationship anarchist. I'm bright, clever, articulate, well-read and have an impressive reservoir of random knowledge that comes in handy during trivia games. I live according to my own conscience and nothing else. I'm a Jane of many trades and Mistress of none. My idea of lingerie is a tank top and boy shorts, but my favorite perfume is Dior. I'm an odd duck. Quack, quack. :)

I am ambitious, amusing, and quirky
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- I'm in the Seattle area until the end of May doing an apprenticeship in Urban Farming. It is step one of my ultimate plan to a good job that I love. I have been spending the vast majority of my time here growing from seed and propagating edible plants. On occasion, I make it out to a Burner event or go on a random adventure. Before I leave town, I'd like to see the edible forest, Kubota(?) Gardens, do gravestone rubbings of some local celebs and look for bigfoot in the mountains. I wouldn't mind some company. :)

-Back in Denver I have a demanding full-time job as the general manager in a hookah lounge that also happens to serve awesome food. I am considering pursuing another line of work in agriculture upon my return and keep my hookah job part time because I love it sooo much!

-In Denver I live in a gallery/venue, live/work space in RiNo that caters primarily to the Burner crowd. I am very excited to be part of such a creative community and to share the space with such awesome people. This sabbatical in WA has inspired me in significant ways that my artistic community is sure to benefit from upon my return.

-In Renton I share a large ish house with a primary sweetie, our husky and our cat. We have tons of space for crafting in the house and a good stockpile of games, but not enough people to participate. I am hoping to use OKC in part to remedy that.

-I'd love to meet people who are interested in eating and/or growing good food, getting physical activity outside of a gym situation, love body-mod, are socially rebellious in some fashion, are creative in some tangible way and/or have a thrift shop habit equal to my own. I need to surround myself with some peeps who share common interests and are hopefully as open minded as I am.

-I'm *very* Bi-sexual, have been involved in open or poly relationships for most of the last decade or so and am generally very open and accepting of all kinds of sexual and relationship styles and quirks/kinks.

-Because I'm only in town for a limited amount of time, I'm not really looking for a *relationship*. I'm also not looking for casual sex. That said, a meaningful connection, passionate fling or FWB might be acceptable in the right circumstances.

-I'm a 16 year member of the Society for Creative Anachronism and a Soldier in Dr. Steel's Toy Soldiers. My SCA habit has been all but killed by my complete inability to take days off the last few years, but I'm hoping that will change with the new circumstances. If you're a SCA-dian, please message me! Or a Burner or Toy Soldier!

-If you're still reading and I haven't scared you off yet, you might want to message me. Geeks, Nerds and Weirdos have a special place in my heart. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Networking. People and skills, definitely not computers!

Cooking up tasty noms on the fly with random ingredients.

Thrift-shopping. (Thrift shopping also involves garage sales, flea markets, estate sales, CL, FreeCycle, etc.)

I load a fantastic hookah bowl!

Growing plants. I have a wicked green thumb.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I suppose that would vary from person to person, but I'd say my eyes (very blue), cleavage (plentiful and full), or maybe my often-changing hair styles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Top 10 Books/Series
Conversations With God- Neale Walsch
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy- Douglas Adams
The Omnivores Dilemma- Michael Pollan
The Portrait of Dorian Grey- Oscar Wilde
Post Secret- Frank Warren
The Fountainhead- Ayn Rand
Stranger in a Strange Land- Robert Heinlen
Diary of a Drug Fiend- A. Crowley
The Qutub- Andrew Chumbley
Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter series- Laurel K Hamilton
.

Movies: Top 10 Films
Suck
Ink
Tank Girl
Amelie
Harold And Maude
Across the Universe
High Fidelity
What Dreams May Come
Waking Life
Hedwig and the Angry Inch

.

TV Shows: Top 10 Series
Lost Girl
The Spoils of Babylon
Adventure Time
Sherlock
Game of Thrones
Dr. Who (New)
Invader Zim
Red Dwarf
American Horror Story
The Lost Room

Top 10 Anime (so far)
Chobits
Rosario Vampire
Elfen Lied
Kyo Karo Mao
Azu Manga Daioh
Heaven's Lost Property
Fate Stay Night
Dears
Girl's Bravo
Hetalia: Axis Powers
.

Music: Top 10 Favorite Albums: (for now)
The Man Comes Around- Johnny Cash
The Age of the Understatement- The Last Shadow Puppets
She Wants Revenge- Self Titled
Royal Blood-Self Titled
Life in Cartoon Motion- Mika
Mezzanine- Massive Attack
Dead Inside- Nicole Blackman with the Golden Palominos
The Least Worst Thriteen- Type O Negative
Entroducing- DJ Shadow
Pretty Hate Machine- Nine Inch Nails

Food: So hard to choose... My favorite 10 things.
Shaved Ice
Grilled PB & J
Tacos (with cabbage and radishes!)
Hobo Toast
Everything bagel with cream cheese and veggies
Ramen (real ramen)
Pho
Buffalo Chicken Pita
Deviled Eggs
BLAT

Board/Card Games:
BananaGrams
Let's Kill
Cards Against Humanity
Pentago
Scrabble
Ticket to Ride
Monopoly
Trivial Pursuit
Candy Land
Boggle
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Christian Dior's 'Hypnotic Poison' perfume. (My favorite!)
A cuddle buddy.
Hookah.
Shaved Ice.
A decent thrift store.
A notebook & pen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm living the Bohemian dream and how much I could use a road trip.
Life. How awesome it is and how much more awesome it will be.
How I want to revolutionize American agriculture and write a book (or 5).

I also think continuously about how to best assist Dr. Steel's Toy Soldiers in our quest for world domination through toys. Please visit www.doctorsteel.com or toysoldiersunite.com for more details.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends on the town, but I'm partial to hookah bars, goth clubs and burner parties. If I'm feeling really decadent, I go to bed ungodly early with a book. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Naps (and sleeping in general) is easily in my top 3 favorite things to do. A box fan is necessary for sleep whether it is winter or summer.
My favorite place in the world to picnic is in a graveyard.
For all the rest, you'll have to wait for the book. ;)
You should message me if
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your life also needs a soundtrack, you want to get off the beaten path and try out something new or you want to be inspired (or do the inspiring).