I'm not gonna lie. I'm a smug, narcissistic son of a bitch. If
there's something I can't do, I probably haven't tried or learned
how to do it yet. I'm a jack of all trades, but I'm excellent at
the things I love to do. Fact of the matter is, I'm nothing short
of amazing and perfection, and everyone else just pales in
If you asked me what I love to do, I'd say there's a lot of things
I love to do, but the thing I love to do most is making my woman
feel good and happy.
What I’m doing with my life
If you're boring, I would just say that I'm a college student
majoring in animation. But if your ambitions are as galactic in
proportion as mine, then I'd tell you that I want to share my
awesomeness with the world. So much awesome just cannot possibly
fit in a singular human being, so I chill and hang out with plenty
of people on a daily basis to expend the extra.
I’m really good at
Everything, really. But if I were to choose two things, it would be
drawing and doing whatever the hell it takes to make my woman feel
good and happy.
The first things people usually notice about me
My never-ending, radiating awesomeness of course.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have no time to make favorites of things.
The six things I could never do without
I'll tell you the only thing I can't live without: a mirror on my
wall to remind myself every morning how much I can still improve to
bring more greatness to others.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend the vast majority of my time thinking about my life after
graduating, and how I'll be sharing my animation skills with the
On a typical Friday night I am
Spreading awesome to the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a master poet. Hit me up, and I'll write you the hottest,
sexiest poem ever. Full of compliments and whatnot.
Believe it or not
The haiku's my specialty
I rock those so hard.
You should message me if
Okay, so if you've made it this far, you probably realize most the
stuff I just said is sarcasm, so here's the deal: I don't like
bullshit. I don't like mind games. I want a woman who can speak her
mind. I don't want a woman who's wishy washy with every goddamn
decision she makes. You don't have to be the hottest chick out
there. I don't need that. What I need is a girl who is strong,
independent, and confident in herself.