WBalmo
24 Santa Clara, CA
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My self-summary
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a smug, narcissistic son of a bitch. If there's something I can't do, I probably haven't tried or learned how to do it yet. I'm a jack of all trades, but I'm excellent at the things I love to do. Fact of the matter is, I'm nothing short of amazing and perfection, and everyone else just pales in comparison.

If you asked me what I love to do, I'd say there's a lot of things I love to do, but the thing I love to do most is making my woman feel good and happy.
What I’m doing with my life
If you're boring, I would just say that I'm a college student majoring in animation. But if your ambitions are as galactic in proportion as mine, then I'd tell you that I want to share my awesomeness with the world. So much awesome just cannot possibly fit in a singular human being, so I chill and hang out with plenty of people on a daily basis to expend the extra.
I’m really good at
Everything, really. But if I were to choose two things, it would be drawing and doing whatever the hell it takes to make my woman feel good and happy.
The first things people usually notice about me
My never-ending, radiating awesomeness of course.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have no time to make favorites of things.
The six things I could never do without
I'll tell you the only thing I can't live without: a mirror on my wall to remind myself every morning how much I can still improve to bring more greatness to others.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend the vast majority of my time thinking about my life after graduating, and how I'll be sharing my animation skills with the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Spreading awesome to the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a master poet. Hit me up, and I'll write you the hottest, sexiest poem ever. Full of compliments and whatnot.

Believe it or not
The haiku's my specialty
I rock those so hard.
You should message me if
Okay, so if you've made it this far, you probably realize most the stuff I just said is sarcasm, so here's the deal: I don't like bullshit. I don't like mind games. I want a woman who can speak her mind. I don't want a woman who's wishy washy with every goddamn decision she makes. You don't have to be the hottest chick out there. I don't need that. What I need is a girl who is strong, independent, and confident in herself.
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