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25 Homestead, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:08am
Asian, Black, Pacific Islander, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Korean (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Irish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To summarize one's own self in a paragraph is rather difficult, given all I've done in my short life thus far. Here are a few bullets:

-I have a 157 IQ
-I'm former military
-I'm incredibly picky with my food
-I am blunt and forthright
-I am a sucker for little kids and animals
-I prefer to drive stick
-I like to dance (real dancing, not club gyrating)
-I like to dress up and go out during the evening
-I am sarcastic as hell and my humor is dry
-I can talk my way into and out of pretty much anything
-I like peppermint
-I'm a cat person, not really a dog person
-I prefer tea over coffee
-I prefer quality over quantity
-I find it incredibly difficult to gain weight
-I indiscriminately distrust bird owners
-I indiscriminately trust snake owners
-I have a weight cap on people I'm willing to date
-I can bake fantastic desserts and find the Cake Boss abhorrent

UPDATE: I now live with my parents. My mother is terminally ill and due to complications from her MS and recent heart failure, I'm now her full-time caregiver. It's not a glamorous job, nor does it afford me much personal freedom within the home, but I'm the only child that gives a shit about her, and I'm not giving up on her. If that's a problem, kindly move along. I have a vehicle and my hours are more flexible now than ever before, so it doesn't impede meeting and spending time with someone, but this is my living situation at present.

Also, sometimes to amuse ourselves, my mother and I swipe in Quick Match together, because some of these pictures are
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking dance lessons again, taking care of my mother, and looking for a home for some new kittens.

I am also decorating cakes again, so hit me up if you have an event that calls for something awesome and inexpensive
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm an excellent chef. I didn't go to culinary school, but I for damn sure could give Jacque Pepin or Wolfgang Puck a run for their money.

I learn languages very quickly. Usually the stuff that involves food and pickup lines.

I make the best cheesy pickup lines of anyone. And the worst puns.

I am a Distinguished Expert Marksman in the NRA, so I'm good with a rifle. I can also disassemble and reassemble my AR15 in less than a minute...blindfolded.

I'm pretty much good at anything that interests me. I will take the time to at least have a moderate mastery level at something before undertaking something else.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read a LOT, so it's hard to put tags on my favorites, because there are so many. I like folklore and history from medieval and pre-medieval times. I like fantasy and fiction, romance and adventure, mystery and biography. As long as it's not some sort of Twilight/50 Shades bunch of horridly written crap.

This is another category that's too huge to nail down. I like a lot of movies. Mostly funny ones or action/adventure because it takes me away from myself.

Supernatural, Bones, Criminal Minds, that sort of thing. TNT really does know drama.

Hollywood Undead, Eminem, Jason Aldean, Metallica, Owl City, Pink, Ke$ha, Katy Perry, Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, Disturbed, FFDP, Breaking Benjamin, 2NE1, GG, B.O.A., Hank Williams Jr, Brooks and Dunn, etc. I have a huge taste range in music. Don't play Beiber or Minaj and I'm probably OK with it.

I am WAY too picky with my food, but if this is important, here goes:
French cooking (them bastards know butter better than Paula Dean)
Irish cooking (savory, heavy, good down-home food)
Tex-Mex (that perfect blend of spices and capitalism)
Korean cooking (fresh, crisp, savory, perfect in every way)
Chinese cooking (who doesn't like battered food with delicious sauces? No one I'd like to meet)
Italian cooking (Do. Not. Fuck up. My. Spaghetti Sauce.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Pillows. Lots of Pillows.
2. Tea. Usually Peppermint.
3. My Kitchen. I love to cook. And eat.
4. A warm pair of freshly cleaned underwear.
5. My car.
6. My familiar.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gathering and training my own army of midget ninjas
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, cooking. Drinking too much liquor while doing so. Watching the latest of my tv obsessions on Netflix. Playing LoL and raging at the feeders.
You should message me if
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If you need someone to talk to.
If you need a compliment or some uplifting conversation.
If you think I'm sexy.
If you want to hear a messed up joke.
If you have a messed up joke to tell me.
If you can use proper grammar and not chatspeak every word.
If you want the definition of a random word.
If you want to hear the history of anything told in a sarcastic manner.