I am a huge smartass, a trait I inherited from my mother. I can be rather sardonic and my humor is quite dry, to the point some people don't know if I'm joking or not.
I have a highly critical taste in everything. I can see everything wrong with anything, but also see everything good about anything. I have high expectations of myself, and those can carry over to the people I meet. I can appreciate beauty in any form, however there are some people who are beautiful in ways that I don't find "relationship material".
I can be kind of an asshole, and can act extremely racist at times, but that's coming from my own familial background. I don't believe half the insults or comments out of my mouth, I say them for my own twisted entertainment.
I have very dark humor, but can also giggle like a schoolgirl at silly kid stuff as well.
I appreciate intelligence of any kind, and value time spent reading with my cat above going out and getting "crunk" or laid.
I'm former military, and sometimes act like a TI from BMT when I am on a deadline or just plain need something done.
I game, I play sports, I read, I cook, I don't like to clean but I will, I drive fast, I like to dress up and go dancing, I like to run around naked in my own home, and I enjoy running on the beach and diving. I have a great wide range of interests, and I'm gathering more as I go through life. Life is for the taking, not to be taken.