Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

WHYRWESHOUTING

29 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dangerous rule-breaker on a mountain.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mastering Chaos.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing stuff, making friends with junkyard dogs and not talking about myself in the third person.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Spectacular hair. Cold, dead eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I've read Blood Meridian five times. I only know a handful of people that like that book and they're all assholes.

Music: Beth Gibbons solo album Out of Season when I'm in the bathtub, Municipal Waste on the BART.

Movies: Dancer in the Dark with the sound off and the Top Gun soundtrack as loud as it will go.

TV: Adventuretime.

Food: I recently bought a pressure canner and started cultivating my own botulinum.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1-5. Schedule 1 narcotics that I inject into the fleshy corner of my left eye-socket.

6. Performance underwear.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fri/Sat night I'm either at a show, at a bar or wearing sweatpants. On Sundays I can be found in my hammock verbally harassing the squirrels.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask me any question that doesn't implicate me in a crime and I will most likely give you an honest answer.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for a backpacking buddy.

You have dogs/rats/cats I can hang out with. A Macaw tried to steal my thumb when I was a kid, so I'm slowly coming around to birds.

You have a badass workshop that I can play in.

Romantic inquiries: non-monogamous.

I would like to believe I am a feminist, GGG and generally not a douchebag. Or maybe I'm just delusional.