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29 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly anything
Working on space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Dangerous rule-breaker on a mountain.
What I’m doing with my life
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Mastering Chaos.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing stuff, making friends with junkyard dogs and not talking about myself in the third person.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Spectacular hair. Cold, dead eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I've read Blood Meridian five times. I only know a handful of people that like that book and they're all assholes.

Music: Beth Gibbons solo album Out of Season when I'm in the bathtub, Municipal Waste on the BART.

Movies: Dancer in the Dark with the sound off and the Top Gun soundtrack as loud as it will go.

TV: Adventuretime.

Food: I recently bought a pressure canner and started cultivating my own botulinum.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1-5. Schedule 1 narcotics that I inject into the fleshy corner of my left eye-socket.

6. Performance underwear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fri/Sat night I'm either at a show, at a bar or wearing sweatpants. On Sundays I can be found in my hammock verbally harassing the squirrels.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask me any question that doesn't implicate me in a crime and I will most likely give you an honest answer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for a backpacking buddy.

You have dogs/rats/cats I can hang out with. A Macaw tried to steal my thumb when I was a kid, so I'm slowly coming around to birds.

You have a badass workshop that I can play in.

Romantic inquiries: non-monogamous.

I would like to believe I am a feminist, GGG and generally not a douchebag. Or maybe I'm just delusional.