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31 M Oregon, WI

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  • Ages 25–33
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Last Online
Yesterday – 3:03am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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OK, time to fill out / update this section since I have left it virtually blank for the past month or so. Hi there, by the way. I, like most people on this site, am really not a big fan of this whole, describe myself, my wants, my dreams, my ideal girl, yadda, yadda, yadda. So instead, since it seems to have amused people, I am just going to go with a stream of consciousness approach to fill up this space so it at least looks at first glance like I'm actually good at this kind of thing. In all fairness, if you have made it this far without falling asleep, congratulations, but there really isn't going to be anything of particular depth or information going forward, so feel free to abandon this at any time. Unless of course you are a Psychology type person and you believe I am dropping hidden clues for you to psychoanalyze. In which case, please, read on! Unless of course by the mere fact that I mentioned that I am aware that some people might try to analyze this text, you now feel I have invalidated your study because I may be in some way doctoring my response due to observer bias. If such is the case, sorry., I am impressed you are sticking this out with me! Here's to boredom, eh! So how are you doing today? I may be fine today, or not, it's so hard to say since you may be reading this when I am having a bad day. I'd hate to give the impression that I'm one of those always depressed kinds of people (I'm not) but then again, I wouldn't want to come off as one of those always happy-go-lucky kinds of people either (also not me). I have my good days, my bad days, and my days whatever days? Same as everyone else, right?

Obviously I am pretty bored at the moment of writing this, as I seem to be on a mission to discover what the word limit is on this box, but then you seem to be bored as well if you have made it all the way down to here? That or perhaps we are both just dedicated to finishing things! Yeah! That sounds way more positive! I admire your dedication. You are a trooper, I will give you that! Just hang in there, only about 20 or 30 thousand words to go and then you can read all the other sections on this page!

Just kidding, I don't I could handle typing that much. Honestly, that's a ton of words! I would know I actually have typed quite a few documents beyond that length, 4 or 5 times over that length actually, and they just aren't things you kick out in one night of rambling, which is a shame really, because if they were I would have like 20 books to my name by now! Maybe that could be my new side project! Although Virgina Wolf kind of cornered the market on the stream of consciousness thing. Hard to follow an act like that, you know what I mean? Grandted my ramblings would assuredly be far more random, pointless, and much more shallow (in terms of the kinds of topics I would get into, not in a conceited sort of way, that's just not really my style) than anything like she wrote. This would probably make them funnier, but I'm not sure that's really saying a whole lot to be honest.

Holy cow! Is there no character limit to this box or what? I'm a little impressed they've let me keep going like this! What is OKC thinking? Do people really have this much to say about themselves? And I mean like the serious ones, not the idiotic one's like me who are clearly just trying to see how long they can keep people reading their inane banter before they cause their poor reader to lose all hope (how are you doing by the way? Hopeful?). I suppose there most be some hard core,elegant writers out there who are able to fill all this space with actual, useful information (clearly I am not one of them), but I don't think I've ever seen one of those profiles before. Have you? Yeah.....I didn't think so.

Well, this has been quite the adventure for both of us, I am sure. Probably more for me than you. Thanks for hanging around to the end, unless of course you just skimmed to the end, in which case, I give you partial credit for not just running in terror immediately. I feel I have wasted enough of both of our time though. Have a pleasant morning/day/evening/whatever it my be.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sports (unless they involve ice), talking, commiserating, writing, other things as well
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Let me know when we hang out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't think I am allowed enough characters for this section. Ok, short version....

Ok, kind-of short version.

Books: I'll try just about anything really but I prefer fiction, mostly sci-fi and fantasy type stuff although really any well done character driven story can hold my attention. I actually enjoy a lot of the classics as well, Pride and Prejudice, for example, is a great read. If you really want names then let's just go with some authors, shall we? Stephen King, J.R.R. Tolkien, Orson Scott Card, Jane Austin, Kurt Vonnegut, Bulgakov, Dean Koontz (occasionally), more I am sure.

Movies: Ugh, I shouldn't even try. I like drama's, comedy (romantic or otherwise), overly cliched action films, musicals, really pretty much anything but horror/thriller type films.

Music: I like it, though it's not a big part of my life. Really just about any genre is ok with me...ok, I really don't get into Opera all that much, but classical can be pretty cool (Aaron Copland is one of my favorites, check him out - the ballets that go with his works are pretty damn awesome too), musical theatre (and yes it should be spelled the British way. Go away red squiggly line you are wrong about this one!) is always fun. Not as big of a fan of rap or hip hop though.

Food: Sure....I'm not super picky, except that I do not like Sushi or lettuce. Otherwise I'm pretty flexible.

That was not short at all.....Sorry if you read all of that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Blah, I really don't like this question. I don't feel like there's anything I can't really survive without save all the snarky type answers like, food, water, air, an ozone layer to protect me from massive solar radiation, dark chocolate that's at least 70% know the essentials.

I think instead I am just going to ramble on and on about nothing at all for a while because that is the mood I am in tonight....really you should just stop reading now because it is all down hill from here.

Why are you still reading this? And I thought I was bored tonight. Thanks for hanging out with me while I waste both of our time though. It means a lot. Or at least it would if I ever actually knew that you had done so. Anyway! On to the next question which, let's face it, this far down the page virtually no one is going to read. Andiamo!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why so many people seem to want to know what I am thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
During warmer weather I am probably out playing disc golf with my friends or otherwise hanging out around the house. Maybe out watching a movie or having dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
And give up the illusion that I have secrets?! I need to hold onto my Mystery Card as long as possible.

Ok, ok, one thing. I really love the OKC tests. Sure they are generally pointless and just made up but really, who doesn't want to know which Muppet they are most like, what their steam punk style is, or what their Harry Potter patronus would be (see my test page for the answers)?
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