And as a cartoonist
Short: 5'5" (and THAT's the sound of LOTS of ladies swiping left ... their loss) - but physically fit! Will never understand why online dating is so height obsessed.
Lived thru a nightmare divorce -I'm a fixer-upper. Consider me a project.
I'm 75% hummus and 25% Starbucks and all Disney inside! I'm also an overly employed, workaholic, cartoonist/illustrator/graphic designer, musician, writer, funny guy prone to spout dizzying non-sequiturs and who loves to draw on napkins at Starbucks while doing impressions of people at the next table. Mostly I'm a single dad of two of the greatest (and luckiest) kids in town!
I'm an introvert who more than a few folks have outed as patient zero for my daughters' aspergers. I certainly fit the profile and if there is one condition to have, that's the one!
Shy at first, (my friends and co-workers know that I'm quite the recluse) but IF I like you, not only do I warm up to you quickly, I might even draw you a book, write you a poem or compose a song for you. I'm a 'I'd-rather-have-a-tight-circle-of-loyal-friends-than-be-the-life-of-the-party' type of guy. I guess I'd have to actually attend a party (never a chance in hell) to begin with.
I see myself like an exclusive gated community... And I like that because I'm awesome that way. So if you're looking for someone who craves attention and is loud, brash and into lots of sports -- swipe left. :)