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49 Camarillo, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 41–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:46pm
Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly kosher
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Has kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Dutch (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

AWESOME Single and very available dad.

Artist/Drummer/Writer/Funny guy

I'm short 5'5" (I know, swipe to the left) and I look foreign (second generation multi-racial) but I was born and raised in LA/SF. I live and work in the second Snobbiest city in the USA according to HuffPo.

Internet dating cliches in 10 seconds.

I'm living life to the fullest...
...but I really want someone who'll make me laugh...
I love to travel...
I REALLY love wearing heels (hint, hint) ...
Then it wouldn't be private!...
I'm not good at writing about myself...
Please be 5'11" or taller...
I'm new to this...
My friends tell me i'm...
I don't take life too seriously...
I'm looking for my knight in shining armor...
I just want a glass of wine...
I'm down to Earth/laid back/easy going...

More to come :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as an illustrator/cartoonist/graphic designer for magazines and newspapers.

I'm currently illustrating and writing a book. I'm always keeping an eye out for a pretty lady - as opposed to a crazy one or a stalker... I've had plenty of those! FACT!

I spend way too much time eating, drinking coffee, hunting for CD's/DVD's and celebrating holidays alone. Fact.

Would like to share my time with someone who would appreciate someone awesome like me, and whose sole requirement ISN'T "someone over 6' tall." :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
HEADS UP-Cliche alert: I'm good at cracking people up. I'm the class clown at work.

I'm better, though at being creative.

I'm REALLY good at attracting crazy women. Oy vey! I'm a genius at that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: I collect Art of and Making of books. That is making of films and art of Disney, Disneyland or Pixar.

FILM: I'm a dyed in the wool hardcore STAR WARS dork. Don't hate. December 18, 2015 can't get here fast enough. Otherwise the usual nerd movies. JAWS, Blade Runner, Indiana Jones series, ALIEN, classic Disney animation (when the Nine Old Men were animating, none of that sappy Michael Eisner stuff), and PIXAR.

MUSIC: I like prog of the 70's. I'm a drummer so I like very complicated (challenging) drum parts. Yes, I'm a total RUSH nerd. I love King Crimson, Old YES and Old Genesis, Jethro Tull (43 minutes of Thick As A Brick is NOT ENOUGH), ELP.

Dave Matthews band (Carter Beauford IS GOD!!!), TOOL, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Dixie Chicks, John Mayer, Amy Winehouse. Ariana Grande is adorable. I want one for my computer desk.

I prefer new music and old skool soul and stay FAR AWAY from classic rock stations. There's only so much Foreigner and Def Leppard a guy can listen to. Sheesh! And I HATE 80's music. Talk about a vacuous decade devoid of any real music. Once again, sorry to all my conservative friends out there who are just getting hip to Haircut 100.

TV: MAD MEN, The John Stewart Show and The Colbert Report. I get a good laugh out of FOX News. Are they 30 years behind the times on purpose? A big apology to all my conservative friends. I'll see you all on Facebook in 20 years when you stop being afraid or paranoid of it.

FOOD: I'm a health nut. My diet changed this year. I had a stroke caused in part by my divorce and losing my children - yeah, I'm WAY too young for that. So no more pizza for this guy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no order:

My children
Water - drinking, pool or shower
iPhone/iTunes/iMac/iPad - iHatePC's
Pencil/napkins/post it's/paper
Hot Jewish soccer moms/pretty women ;)
STAR WARS, Pixar and Disneyland

I can't count but I can draw the hell outta you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get my kids back.
The Family Court system is broken.
Sorry :)

Is there any woman who DOESN'T include wine on her wish list?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doodling/sketching on a Starbucks napkin or Post/It notes. Making a book for my two children.

My ex-wife has shamelessly alienated them from me.

I wish that was a joke but such is life.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Skype me. Ask me how.

You think you're as awesome as me.

I've always been attracted to petite, nerdy, bookish, bespectacled Jewish girls. I don't know what it is - I seem to attract them. Thankfully they are my type.

I DO mind younger women most of the time. I was married to someone for 16 years who was 10 years younger than me and made me feel old every single day. If you are 3 even 4 years older and in good mind, body and spirit, I'm okay with that.

So, Please be age appropriate. Ideally two years younger or two years older. I've been hit on too many times by 24 to 27 year olds. Flattering but not realistic.