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WMM0327

49 M Newbury Park, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 41–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly kosher
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Dutch (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Single dad.
Artist/Drummer/Writer/Funny guy

I'm short 5'5" and I look foreign (second generation multi-racial) but I was born and raised in LA/SF. I live and work in the second Snobbiest city in the USA according to HuffPo.

Internet dating cliches in 10 seconds.
GO!

I'm living life to the fullest...
...but I really want someone who'll make me laugh...
I love to travel...
I REALLY love wearing heels (hint, hint) ...
Then it wouldn't be private!...
I'm not good at writing about myself...
Please be 5'11" or taller...
I'm new to this...
My friends tell me i'm...
I don't take life too seriously...
I'm looking for my knight in shining armor...
I just want a glass of wine...
I'm down to Earth/laid back/easy going...

More to come :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as an illustrator/cartoonist/graphic designer for the local paper.

I'm currently illustrating and writing a book. I'm always keeping an eye out for a pretty lady - as opposed to a crazy one or a stalker... I've had plenty of those!

I spend way too much time eating, drinking coffee, hunting for CD's/DVD's and celebrating holidays alone. Fact.

Would like to share my time with someone who would appreciate someone awesome like me, and whose sole requirement ISN'T "someone over 6' tall." :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
HEADS UP-Cliche alert: I'm good at cracking people up. I'm the class clown at work.

I'm better, though at being creative.

I'm REALLY good at attracting crazy women. Oy vey! I'm a genius at that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a STAR WARS dork. Don't hate.

I'm a health nut. My diet changed this year. I had a stroke caused in part by my divorce and losing my children - yeah, I'm WAY too young for that. So no more pizza for this guy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no order:

My children
Toothbrush/mouthwash/mints
Water - drinking, pool or shower
iPhone/iTunes/iMac/iPad - iHatePC's
Pencil/napkins/post it's/paper
Hot Jewish soccer moms/pretty women
STAR WARS, Pixar and Disneyland

I can't count but I can draw the hell outta you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get my kids back.

The Family Court system is broken.

Sorry :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doodling/sketching on a Starbucks napkin or Post/It notes. Making a book for my two children.

My ex-wife has shamelessly alienated them from me.

I wish that was a joke but such is life.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you're as awesome as me.

You have pretty hair and glasses and are thin and petite but most if all you must have manners can spell and be very, very nice. I like nerdy brunettes and redheads.

Please be age appropriate. Ideally two years younger or two years older. I've been hit on too many times by 24 to 27 year olds. Flattering but not realistic.