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49 M Newbury Park, CA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 9:54pm
Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly kosher
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Dutch (Poorly), C++ (Poorly), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Let's be honest, nobody finds true love on the internet. This is the equivalent of window shopping for a human pet. Otherwise nobody would have profile pictures or endless selfies of themselves having fun with the girls in front of a sea of alcohol. Pick me! Pick me! I can drink!

I'm certainly guilty of judging contestants based on their selfies. I always pick the photo of the lady who most closely resembles the woman in my office who I've had a monster crush on for close to three years now.

She drives a Mercedes.

I rent a room in a shoddy house.

Divorce (and thus, marriage) ruins men's lives.

Yes, we're all judging books by their cover. I obviously have a preference as everyone does. I've been on my share of internet dates, not many but a few. No, they're nothing I can write home about. They are always something that I brag to the boys about though. I got a few to sign up because of my stories. But truth be told I actually wake up ashamed the next morning - each time. Yes, there were a few and trust me, there wasn't a hint of romance involved.

Oy vey...

I'm neither tall nor rich (that seems to be a requirement of AT LEAST 75% of the women here) though most say they want someone who'll make them laugh.

Good one...

God only knows why women have two heights. Their real height and their "heels" height. Guess which one they believe their real height is and base their dates height on...


On my way to ask my office crush out to coffee. At least she knows first hand what an awesome guy I am. And she's never had to look at a single photo of me or read a profile to judge me.

Plus she prefers wearing sandals.

Good luck all. You're gonna need it :)

PS: I truly HATE 80's music! As a musician I could hear even back then that it was the most musically vacuous decade on record.

See what I did there!
I’m looking for
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  • Ages 41–49
  • Near me
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