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WPFF

25 / F / straight / Single

Seattle, Washington

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
Fit
Looking For
Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am funny, cute, and motivated.

My Self-Summary

For those of you pointing out the obvious via email, my profile says Seattle and Gaineville because OKCupid's technological prowess has kicked my ass and I have no idea how to fix it, nor do I really care. I live in Seattle. I used to live in Gainesville. Good enough for you? Great! Let's move on.

What I’m doing with my life

In grad school to be a psychiatric Nurse Practitioner, probably going for a PhD after this. I'm also avoiding thinking about politics. I truly believe that there is so much classified information related to political decisions made that there isn't any way for me to really get an informed opinion about quite a bit of what goes on between countries and within governments. So, I stick with learning about stuff that interests me. If you want to have long political discussions, I'm not your girl.

I’m really good at

Riding, kayaking, describing things in a really random way. I'm also really good at taking small talk literally. If you ask me "Hey, what's up," I'll really tell you. Then I will see by the blank look on your face that you really didn't want to know what was up, you just wanted to say something asinine and be semi-social. I'm also good at thinking. Speaking in a manner that reflects that sometimes eludes me completely. You should therefore be good at laughing, being patient, and discussing things.

The first things people usually notice about me

My ass and my biting wit and charm. Oh, and lately people have been noticing that I am sitting in a canoe in a pool in my profile pic. I was learning to roll the canoe, and the water in the pool was warm. I am a kayaker/canoeist, I didn't just pose in the thing because I looked cute, ok? Plus, the picture was in an easily accessible folder when I went to upload :-D

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I love the New Fiction section at the library. I just pick at random, and hope for military thrillers. Movies, I like comedies. Music, I adore Elton John, I like country, I like rock, I like a little bit of rap, I like it all. I really love country line dancing, but people don't do that here. Very very frustrating!!!

The six things I could never do without

My horse, my dog, different colored Sharpies, my bed (I love you Tempur-Pedic.....), fingernails and Under Armour

I spend a lot of time thinking about

how to think about nothing at all. It doesn't work. In between those bouts of productiveness, I am usually thinking about the day when I will graduate from school (again) and I will make money instead of constantly pouring it into that black hole of tuition. I will have a hobby as well, since I will no longer be continually at the mercy of any professor awake and thinking of assignments at 3:30 am. I think about what men want, and how it seems to be the same as what women want. I think that maybe I shouldn't eat so many semi-sweet chocolate chips at one time, but that thought doesn't stick around long. I wonder what will happen next, and if I'm really giving myself skin cancer by going to the tanning bed once in a blue moon. I think about why men are so attractive and wonderful, and why they smell so good. I can't figure that one out. I also think about how awesome my roommates are, and how happy that makes me.

On a typical Friday night I am

Doing stuff I do every other night, go to the gym, ride my horse, play with the dog, go out occasionally, bake pies, normal stuff like that.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I only like facial hair on 0.007% of the male population. I don't know why, and it's very ironic because I don't really like beard stubble either (ouch), so I guess I'm kind of out of luck.

You should message me if

You have something interesting that you do with your life that you are passionate about. That doesn't mean smoking weed or "looking for a job", either. That gives me visions of supporting you in the future, and while I don't think that's the end of the world, I'd love it if you brought some motivation and self-sufficiency to the table also, please. You could message me if you're polite and don't see the internet as a way to show off your penis to unsuspecting bystanders. Showing off the penis is for sometime after the first date. You could also message me if you feel confident that if we break up after two dates or so, it's not going to send you into therapy. Oh, and if you are the type of man who has, does, or will ever say "Oh honey, YOU are my hobby, I don't need anything else!", do us both a favor and stop before you hit the "message" key. I really don't want to hear that shit. Thank you :-)