I am funny, cute, and motivated.
My Self-Summary
For those of you pointing out the obvious via email, my profile
says Seattle and Gaineville because OKCupid's technological prowess
has kicked my ass and I have no idea how to fix it, nor do I really
care. I live in Seattle. I used to live in Gainesville. Good enough
for you? Great! Let's move on.
What I’m doing with my life
In grad school to be a psychiatric Nurse Practitioner, probably
going for a PhD after this. I'm also avoiding thinking about
politics. I truly believe that there is so much classified
information related to political decisions made that there isn't
any way for me to really get an informed opinion about quite a bit
of what goes on between countries and within governments. So, I
stick with learning about stuff that interests me. If you want to
have long political discussions, I'm not your girl.
I’m really good at
Riding, kayaking, describing things in a really random way. I'm
also really good at taking small talk literally. If you ask me
"Hey, what's up," I'll really tell you. Then I will see by the
blank look on your face that you really didn't want to know what
was up, you just wanted to say something asinine and be
semi-social. I'm also good at thinking. Speaking in a manner that
reflects that sometimes eludes me completely. You should therefore
be good at laughing, being patient, and discussing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ass and my biting wit and charm. Oh, and lately people have been
noticing that I am sitting in a canoe in a pool in my profile pic.
I was learning to roll the canoe, and the water in the pool was
warm. I am a kayaker/canoeist, I didn't just pose in the thing
because I looked cute, ok? Plus, the picture was in an easily
accessible folder when I went to upload :-D
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I love the New Fiction section at the library. I just pick at
random, and hope for military thrillers. Movies, I like comedies.
Music, I adore Elton John, I like country, I like rock, I like a
little bit of rap, I like it all. I really love country line
dancing, but people don't do that here. Very very frustrating!!!
The six things I could never do without
My horse, my dog, different colored Sharpies, my bed (I love you
Tempur-Pedic.....), fingernails and Under Armour
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to think about nothing at all. It doesn't work. In between
those bouts of productiveness, I am usually thinking about the day
when I will graduate from school (again) and I will make money
instead of constantly pouring it into that black hole of tuition. I
will have a hobby as well, since I will no longer be continually at
the mercy of any professor awake and thinking of assignments at
3:30 am. I think about what men want, and how it seems to be the
same as what women want. I think that maybe I shouldn't eat so many
semi-sweet chocolate chips at one time, but that thought doesn't
stick around long. I wonder what will happen next, and if I'm
really giving myself skin cancer by going to the tanning bed once
in a blue moon. I think about why men are so attractive and
wonderful, and why they smell so good. I can't figure that one out.
I also think about how awesome my roommates are, and how happy that
makes me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing stuff I do every other night, go to the gym, ride my horse,
play with the dog, go out occasionally, bake pies, normal stuff
like that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I only like facial hair on 0.007% of the male population. I don't
know why, and it's very ironic because I don't really like beard
stubble either (ouch), so I guess I'm kind of out of luck.
You should message me if
You have something interesting that you do with your life that you
are passionate about. That doesn't mean smoking weed or "looking
for a job", either. That gives me visions of supporting you in the
future, and while I don't think that's the end of the world, I'd
love it if you brought some motivation and self-sufficiency to the
table also, please. You could message me if you're polite and don't
see the internet as a way to show off your penis to unsuspecting
bystanders. Showing off the penis is for sometime after the first
date. You could also message me if you feel confident that if we
break up after two dates or so, it's not going to send you into
therapy. Oh, and if you are the type of man who has, does, or will
ever say "Oh honey, YOU are my hobby, I don't need anything else!",
do us both a favor and stop before you hit the "message" key. I
really don't want to hear that shit. Thank you :-)